1 (edited by Judge Jonny 2009-11-23 02:45 AM)

Topic: Alternate Title: California has the worst drivers

1st Draft Title: WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!???!!!

521.... 521 motherfucking black flags. That's how me, Judge Murilee, Judge Ed, John Pagel and Jay got to spend our weeked. Dealing with a never ending trail of whiny, "innocent," "I-didn't-do-it" chuckleheads.

Previous record number of black flags, also set in California (Buttonwillow) where the drivers are the worst: 316. That's 205 MORE blackflags with like twenty more cars on the track. And half of the cars were blown the hell up this weekend.

Time I got to spend watching the race and NOT screaming at whining, confused liars? Nine minutes. Total.

Every car got a black flag save for one. That's fucking INSANE!!!

And the [second] best part -- and I think this exemplifies the entire weekend -- I pull one recidivist out of his car. Reason? Contact. He starts in with the usual series of lies, half-truths and greasy bullshit. It wasn't me, I didn't make contact with anyone, you got the wrong guy, etc. Then, super-cheaty, hyper aggressive Maxima (you know, the one that just somehow accidentally came with adjustable coilovers) pulls in and driver #1 runs up screaming "YOU RAN INTO ME!!" at the Maxima driver.

The actual best part? We actually had 50 more (FIFTY!!!!) black flags called in on Saturday, but we ran out of time before we could haul the guilty in (i.e. ALL OF YOU) and properly mete out punishments.

Meaning you jerks actually racked up 571 black flags in two days, which has to be some sort of world, shitty-driving record.

Well done, dicks.

Oh, and BEFORE you start whining about bad flagging, the teams that finished in the top five/teams that only collected one black flag all walked up to us unsolicited and complimented us on how professional the flagging was this weekend.

So, cram it with walnuts.

Love,

-Judge Jonny-

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This totally makes up for coming to work at 4:15 this morning.

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The Maxima that was going to race on 1 new tire and 3 used ones got in trouble. 

Can't imagine how that happened.

ifb_mole:

I did find some good used ones with decent tread life still left, in fact it looks like we will be starting the race with 4 different tires from 4 different manufactures!!  We sprung for a brand new tire for the right front since it gets the most abuse at Thunderhill on a front wheel drive car.  we should have 2 full sets of mounted tires, sure they are used, but in perfect shape for a Lemons race anyway.

Troy

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We got a total of four, all for passing under yellow. I watched one of them, the driver passing three cars into 10. When I asked him "Didja see that flag?!?" "What flag?" Pretty much summed it up.

I continued my personal 'no flag black' record during about three hours of driving over the course of the weekend, but as Judge Phil was quick (and right!) to remind me as I whined in the penalty box- "You chose these losers on your team, YOU are just as responsible as them!"

I'm still working on an appropriate punishment.

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Troy wrote:

The Maxima that was going to race on 1 new tire and 3 used ones got in trouble. 

Can't imagine how that happened.

ifb_mole:

I did find some good used ones with decent tread life still left, in fact it looks like we will be starting the race with 4 different tires from 4 different manufactures!!  We sprung for a brand new tire for the right front since it gets the most abuse at Thunderhill on a front wheel drive car.  we should have 2 full sets of mounted tires, sure they are used, but in perfect shape for a Lemons race anyway.

Yeah, they spent a LOT of time both sideways and in the penalty box.

There was a Miata team that was getting a little lecture from Jay which puts the weekend in a nutshell: (Jay to the whole team:) "You guys are sure you didn't do anything wrong, rig- (interrupted by Miata douche SCCA bepatched team leader) "It's not our fault that the guy was blocking us!" "That's RACING, man!"
Unrepentant asses.

I feel for the judges, two days of listening to a CONSTANT stream of, well, guys like us.

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Maybe a 3 black flags you're out rule needs to be instated. Deffinitly 3 contact black flags you're out. One drives with much more caution when he's on double secret probation..........

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The flagging was amazing.. leaps and bounds better than last year Thill race.

8 (edited by Mulry 2009-11-23 08:08 AM)

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Judge Jonny wrote:

Dealing with a never ending trail of whiny, "innocent," "I-didn't-do-it" chuckleheads.

Everyone in prison is innocent. Just ask them. Apparently the same thing is true with the penalty box.

I wonder if this is illustrative of the time-worn aphorism that you can take the drivers out of Altamont, but you can't take the Altamount out of the drivers.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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Judge Jonny,

Any more analysis on the cause of all the black flags?  That is, was there a lot of contact, a lot of yellow flag passes or a lot of offs?  Honestly, it didn't seem like the general level of competence was any worse here than Buttonwillow (although, as you pointed out, there were a lot of black flags there, too) but two turns in particular seemed to really cause problems:  T5 and T11.  Oddly enough, they are the two slowest turns on the track.  They also are both blind and both have significant elevation changes - maybe that helped??

A lot of the problems I personally witnessed (full disclosure - I was called in to the penalty box after my hit with the TR7) were cause by drivers not understanding the flags.  Drivers refusing to pass or expecting to be passed when they saw ANY flag at all...  And drivers slowing to almost a stop when seeing a white flag.  As others have pointed out, you have to have very low expectations of the knowledge and "race craft" of the drivers at Lemons, but it was still frustrating to have to come to a STOP so many times for local flags.

Cheers,

Dean

10 (edited by Judge Jonny 2009-11-23 09:31 AM)

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Dean -- who seems both rational and honest -- asks a good question.

I'm not sure how this phenomenon started, but many Lemons drivers are under the weird impression that a yellow flag means SLAM ON THE BRAKES AS HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN and then get rear-ended/cause another car to spin wildly out of control.

A yellow flag means don't pass the guy in front of you. That's ALL it means. Don't pass. Obviously, if there's a BMW on its roof blocking the track, slow down, but if the BMW is on its roof and sitting in the mud fifty feet off the track, you don't need to stand on the brakes. Just don't pass.

I think 70% of all black flags could be eliminated if you people understood this one, simple little concept.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

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We got just one black flag all weekend. Sunday afternoon.
My driver thought it was a good idea to talk on a handheld radio on track.

It was little hard to read the boards held up in T11 for cars being flagged in.
Other than than, I thought the flag stations were well manned.


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Judge Jonny wrote:

Dean -- who seems both rational and honest -- asks a good question.

I'm not sure how this phenomenon started, but many Lemons drivers are under the weird impression that a yellow flag means SLAM ON THE BRAKES AS HARD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN and then get rear-ended/cause another car to spin wildly out of control.

A yellow flag means don't pass the guy in front of you. That's ALL it means. Don't pass. Obviously, if there's a BMW on its roof blocking the track, slow down, but if the BMW is on its roof and sitting in the mud fifty feet off the track, you don't need to stand on the brakes. Just don't pass.

I think 70% of all black flags could be eliminated if you people understood this one, simple little concept.

I saw a close one at an SCCA race over the weekend where one guy slammed on his brakes for a Yellow.

We also questioned where a Yellow goes into affect.  Once you pass the flap station or once you can see it? 

Coincidentally, everyone unanimously agreed you go Green on sight.

Troy

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Troy wrote:

We also questioned where a Yellow goes into affect.  Once you pass the flap station or once you can see it?

I'm sure someone around here can probably quote you line and verse on the SCCA, NASA, FIA, etc. interpretations of this rule, as well as the varying interpretations given at different HPDE's, BMWCCA's, PCA's, etc., but my perspective is that the rule is only as good as its enforcement.

So, if there's a yellow flag out ahead of you and let's say you finish the pass before you reach the flag stand, do you think that you'll avoid a penalty? In other words, I think that the safe thing to do is to back off the pass as soon as you see the yellow.

And from a dastardly deeds done dirt cheap perspective, the guy who you're backing off from might get a black flag for apparent passing of you, giving you the spot anyway. (insert mad scientist laugh)

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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Except we (team mate who will not be named here) got one the other way, seeing the flag and letting the passed car back by.

You just have to stay on your toes out there, I was making a huge point of looking at every flag station- even if it was a corner away (especially 8-9) as soon as possible to not get tripped up.

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Did you take into account the 50 extra cars on the track. I thought I read that there were 150 cars racing at this event.  VS  the 100 at most events.
If you cram more cars into the same space things are going to happen.  Plus the odds are up due to more cars.  I agree its still not porportional.  50 cars = 205 more flags..
But I am sure its Linear due to the additional cars.??

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bam2002 wrote:

Did you take into account the 50 extra cars on the track. I thought I read that there were 150 cars racing at this event.  VS  the 100 at most events.
If you cram more cars into the same space things are going to happen.  Plus the odds are up due to more cars.  I agree its still not porportional.  50 cars = 205 more flags..
But I am sure its Linear due to the additional cars.??

No, I'm an idiot.

Er, I mean that Texas had 135-ish cars and those Texans (i.e. people that know how to drive) racked up less than 200 black flags.

Buttonwillow had 125 cars, and 305 black flags.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

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Part of my team was there on Saturday as spectators, doing recon and getting info for preparing our car for our virgin entry next year.  On Saturday afternoon, we spent more than an hour around the penatly box watching people come in and penalties getting meted out.  For what it is worth, here is an excerpt I sent to the remainder of my team upon returning home (which might be useful for other future Lemons teams):


"Probably the most instructive part of the day was hanging around the penalty box and watching people come in for penalties. The following list is what I developed for our team as the top 10 ways to avoid getting pulled in for a penalty:

1.   Don't pass under a Yellow Flag
2.   Don't pass under a Yellow Flag
3.   Did I mention: Don't pass under a Yellow Flag
4.   Don't ignore the flaggers (See, primarily, #1-3 above)
5.   Don't make contact with another car
6.   Don't spin
7.   Don't go off track
8.   Don't make a bonehead move
9.   Don't drive like an A-hole
10. And, finally, Don't pass under a Yellow Flag."

smile

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bam2002 wrote:

Did you take into account the 50 extra cars on the track. I thought I read that there were 150 cars racing at this event.  VS  the 100 at most events.
If you cram more cars into the same space things are going to happen.  Plus the odds are up due to more cars.  I agree its still not porportional.  50 cars = 205 more flags..
But I am sure its Linear due to the additional cars.??

The density of cars on the track was actually lower than previous Arse Freeze races, because we used the whole track this time. Sure, 50% more cars, but 100% more track.

I think the drivers just sucked more this year.

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Ah  ok thank you for the update.  LOL  so there was more room to go faster and get in to trouble then HMMM.

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Wow....  California drivers are TERRIBLE!!!! lol

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Disney wrote:

Wow....  California drivers are TERRIBLE!!!! lol

you would think Californians would know how to negotiate traffic

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bob-e wrote:
Disney wrote:

Wow....  California drivers are TERRIBLE!!!! lol

you would think Californians would know how to negotiate traffic

Nah, they're completely lost once you take them out of the gridlock...

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23 (edited by THATguy 2009-11-23 01:05 PM)

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Judge Jonny wrote:

And the [second] best part -- and I think this exemplifies the entire weekend -- I pull one recidivist out of his car. Reason? Contact. He starts in with the usual series of lies, half-truths and greasy bullshit. It wasn't me, I didn't make contact with anyone, you got the wrong guy, etc. Then, super-cheaty, hyper aggressive Maxima (you know, the one that just somehow accidentally came with adjustable coilovers) pulls in and driver #1 runs up screaming "YOU RAN INTO ME!!" at the Maxima driver.

HAHAHA that was me! You said that I HIT someone, that's why I said it wasn't me. The maxima rammed me in the ass in the braking zone for turn 10. Since I wasn't driving backwards I am pretty sure it was his fault he came in too hot and "contact" was made. That "non-race preped" maxima should have been able to out brake me no problem. But its okay, we became good friends again while we were duct taped around that pole.

I do agree that there was a lot of confusion on what the flags meant. I was in the new to Lemons driver meeting and I feel that is where some of the confusion may have come from. I don't feel the flags were explained very well to those who don't have any prior track experience. I just feel like it has been explained much clearer at some of my previous track days.

Its alright though, I'm not complaining. This was my first Lemons race and I had an absolute blast. Jonny, I'll see you at tech next time but you won't ever see me again in the penalty box

-Mike

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THATguy wrote:

HAHAHA that was me! You said that I HIT someone, that's why I said it wasn't me. The maxima rammed me in the ass in the braking zone for turn 10. Since I wasn't driving backwards I am pretty sure it was his fault

Wrong. As I had to repeat ad nauseum all weekend -- you've heard of no fault insurance? We have an all fault policy. If there's contact, it's your fault. Takes two to tango, etc.

Funny how the cars that win and finish in the top ten manage to avoid contact all weekend long.

Going along those lines, here's what we get. Contact between car A and B.

We talk to the driver of car A and hear, "I was making a pass and he suddenly jumped out and rammed me."

Driver of car B, "He came in super hot and out of control and slammed into me."

So, in our ours, you are all not only guilty, but full of shit.

THATguy wrote:

Jonny, I'll see you at tech next time but you won't ever see me again in the penalty box

Wanna bet? Like say your yellow wrist band?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

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Jonny,

Didn't you say it was the responsibility of the passing car to make a clean pass? The car in front should stay predictable and consistent in his lines (no blocking). I didn't cut him off, I didn't turn into him, his paint is on my back bumper, not the quarter panel.

I do admit that we were a repeat offender car because one of our drivers (now referred to as "spins") that you yanked from the car twice couldn't keep it on the track but I think the rest of the team did a great job keeping it clean. The 2 passing under yellows shouldn't have ever happened but we will try harder next time.

I'll bet, but not my yellow wrist band! Its way too much fun out there!