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Topic: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

A new feature for this OT forum: Two lines or less, from the song that's in your head when you've been drinking a little bit (or more). Like this:

Like every word you said was meant to be
Babe, it couldn't have been that easy to forget about me.

Even the Losers, Tom Petty & El Heartbreakeros

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Speed limit 65
But I was doin' 94...
"Burning Rubber", Carol Cummings

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Rock, Robot Rock
Rock, Robot Rock

Robot Rock - Daft Punk

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Don't be afraid my love
It's just a little bit of blood

Take My Hand - The Creepshow

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Kick it, lick it, watch where I stick it
Face down while I punch your ticket

Sir Mix A Lot, the poet of our generation.

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

and you know I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao
and I'm gonna make the governor write my doo doo a letter child

-The Butthole Surfers

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Hummm.... hmmm. mumble mumble
FLYIN' INTO THE DANGER ZONE!!

13X losers (or is 14 now?) refusing to learn from our failures.
Organizer's Choice!  Trophy should have a bottle opener on it.
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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble

Seventeen...  Mumble Mumble Mumble

- anything by Stevie Nicks (not sure on spelling)

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

"Cause there's you, and there's me
And that's we, and we're together..."
"Lois Lane Blues", Phil Kachaturian

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor

"A Whiter Shade of Pale", Procol Harum

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Raise a toast to Saint Joe Strummer
I think he might have been our only decent teacher.

"Constructive Summer", The Hold Steady

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Yeah, we're horrible...but we're LEAST Horrible
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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Fishing boats in the great blue sea go buddha, buddha, buddha
Enemy planes in the comic books go buddha, buddha, buddha
- Rick Rock, "Buddha, Buddha"

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Cause there's you, and there's me
And that's we, and we're together..."
"Lois Lane Blues", Phil Kachaturian


OMG that's hilarious...
I never knew Phil was really a nationally known singer.
I only heard of him from the 'soundtrack' of the original 'Gone in 60 Seconds'...back when I was a wee lad.

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

"My other car is a boat, it has a boat name.
I thought we both came, but no."

Heligoats - "Fish Sticks"

Eric Rood
Everything Bagel, 24 Hours of Lemons
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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

"Bitchin' Camaro  Bitchin' Camaro, donuts on your lawn"
"Bitchin' Camaro  Bitchin' Camaro, Tony Orlando and Dawn"

Sorry,  man......

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Most of what you see, my dear, is worth letting go
Because not everything that goes around comes back around, you know.

"...Like Clockwork", Queens of the Stone Age

widgetsltd wrote:

Raise a toast to Saint Joe Strummer
I think he might have been our only decent teacher.

"Constructive Summer", The Hold Steady

Cool, somebody else likes The Hold Steady!

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

I've always been the guy with the finger in his nose
When the passport picture gets taken...
"Pow", The Lovin' Spoonful

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars

The Flobots, "Handlebars"

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  • From: Birdsboro, PA
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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan

Lonely Island, "I'm on a Boat"

Chris from 3 Pedal Mafia
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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

Rapid Roy, that stock car boy, he's the best driver in the land
They say that he learned to race a stock car by runnin' shine out of Alabam'

-Jim Croce, "Rapid Roy"

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

I am a rock, I am an island.

And a rock feels no pain; And an island never cries.

Simon and Garfunkel

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

damn this traffic jam
it hurts my motor to go so slow

J Taylor

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

"She said could we go bowling, I said that would be fine
But when I bought the tickets, she'd already changed her mind"

- The Monks, "Nice Legs, Shame About The Face"

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

You're motorin', what's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right, you'll be alright tonight

Night Ranger, Sister Christian

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Re: Friday Night, Two Lines or Less

The military Intelligence
Two words combined that can't make sense

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