26 Reply by Spank (edited by Spank 2009-11-30 09:32 AM)

  • Spank
  • Utter Madman
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  • From: Escondido, CA
  • Registered: 2009-06-10
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Re: F-ING Renault Fromage1 Racing

Judge Jonny wrote:

A new 2010 penalty might be let a Judge take your car out for 30 very slow minutes.

Make sure to wear lipstick and eye shadow before doing it: Call it the Car Whore penalty. Lots of 'em at driving schools calling themselves "instructors".

--Spank

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  • From: Meggett, SC
  • Registered: 2009-07-23
  • Posts: 48

Re: F-ING Renault Fromage1 Racing

Flavio Briatore Frank wrote:

Now we just have to deck the head to something close to flat and bolt her back together and she will race again.

Deck it? You one-a them Formula 1-drivin' Frenchies? Just torque that shit like a MAN and it'll be a'ight.

(what are the odds that the head bolts were under-torqued because a previous "mechanic" stripped out a hole or two?)

  • Registered: 2009-11-24
  • Posts: 5

Re: F-ING Renault Fromage1 Racing

Mi-sure we must to deck le head. She wears a 2mm crown in le centre! Viva France!