Topic: Riding "biotch" is not without its dangers...

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Re: Riding "biotch" is not without its dangers...

Who would have thought that removing factory equipment and installing douchey aftermarket parts would have a downside?

Granted, she was in for some hurtin' no matter what.  Hitting the pavement sucks too.

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Extended swing arm, super wide tire, lowered rear (likely with a super stiff spring, or no spring at all) leads to girlfriend bouncing off the back and you not getting any for a long time.

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One of my teaching staff was divine to CA this summer.  After hitting a bear in Roseburg, OR they got things sorted and headed to CA.  Just outside of Sacramento, a woman falls off the back of a bike in front of them on the 5.  She was in full leathers in 100degree heat and was 75!  Luckily, she was mostly ok.

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Re: Riding "biotch" is not without its dangers...

Down here we have no helmet law. That, combined with hot weather, huge universities, and no shortage of military bases, means a large population of 20-something males full of testosterone and a death wish riding around at 3-4x the posted speed limit "stunting" and weaving while wearing nothing but shorts, tank tops and flip flops, with their bitch on the back - usually similarly attired.

It's almost always a GSX-R of some sort; you rarely see Hondas or Yammies or Kawis piloted by these idiots, or even SV-650s and the like.

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I rode a bike without gear for the first time a couple weeks ago. I jumped on my friend's bike so he could drive a friend's V10 R8 from karting to a restaurant (his gear doesn't fit me). Most terrifying ride of my life. I'll never do it again. The whole time I was just thinking "if something goes wrong, i'm screwed." Took a rock to the arm on the highway, hurt like hell. I don't care how hot it is, I'll be fully geared up.

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Re: Riding "biotch" is not without its dangers...

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when she explains that "carpet burn" to mom.

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