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Topic: Anton Lovett t-shirts

Since I can't make it to Thunderhill I'm at home bored out of my mind. So I made some Anton Lovett shirts/things and you can buy them here:

http://www.cafepress.com/hsrshop

There is 0% markup, I don't make a dime when someone buys them. I recommend a shirt in red.

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

I've seen that picture before but for some reason, in this format, it looks like he has a Charlie Chaplin mustache

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

First time I met Anton was at Altamont '08, when one of my teammates* put his Cavalier into the wall and knocked it out of the race, and I had to put on my team-captain hat and go apologize. Anton was very cool about the whole thing, even though I know he was pretty pissed off. I would totally wear an Anton shirt.

*I won't mention names, but some know him as The Evil One.

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Thanks HSR!
Credit to Mary Harris (Doctawife) for the picture - as I recall I was just getting out of the car at the end of the race and pow!

The original inspiration is HSR alumni Chris Blizzard with this: http://www.printfection.com/xiphmont/Ch … /_p_678643

I'll be astounded if anyone buys one of these, but you could have a collectors item... smile

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

I've started putting team stickers on the back of my increasingly hooptie daily driver. An Anton sticker would be a nice addition...

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And now, since I very rarely buy things online or look at things to buy online, the only ad that comes up at every website I look at is an ad to buy an Anton shirt. Is the internet trying to tell me something?

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

Can you put it on a mug? I'll buy a set for our trailer, so any time Anton is racing with us he'll see his own mug on everybody's mug.

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

No option to buy it on a thong - no care.

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

Man you guys are so picky. Ok, mugs and thongs incoming.

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

This is just plain wrong http://www.cafepress.com/hsrshop.1375768791

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Perfect!

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/1375768791/anton_classic_thong.jpg?color=White&height=350&width=350

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

Finally, the perfect judge bribe!

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Don't tell Montoya.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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RichVS wrote:

Don't tell Montoya.

This is THE example of an inside joke, for the ages. As soon as I saw that pic that is what went through my mind, verbatim.

YOU try explaining why if you put a picture of some dude who races a Cavalier on a thong, this other guy will put said article of clothing on and commit more infractions which will lead to specific rule changes.

because Lemons.

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Re: Anton Lovett t-shirts

I wonder if it's possible to order with custom lettering on the back...

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Racin_G73 wrote:

I wonder if it's possible to order with custom lettering on the back...

Whatever it is it better be pretty short.  There isn't a lot of room for writing on the back of a thong.

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Aww crap, somehow there was markup on the items and I'm going to be paid $14. I'll donate it to Team LemonAid if they end up sending it to me (some online shops have a minimum before payout). I've fixed it, now everything has a $0.00 markup, sorry!

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BoB wrote:
Racin_G73 wrote:

I wonder if it's possible to order with custom lettering on the back...

Whatever it is it better be pretty short.  There isn't a lot of room for writing on the back of a thong.

You can print it on whatever you prefer.  I'm going with something that leaves a little more to the imagination.

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I ordered mine.

The t-shirt, not the thong.  I know Dave Montoya, and I, sir, am no Dave Montoya.

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rdoherty wrote:

Aww crap, somehow there was markup on the items and I'm going to be paid $14. I'll donate it to Team LemonAid if they end up sending it to me (some online shops have a minimum before payout). I've fixed it, now everything has a $0.00 markup, sorry!

Hey, shouldn't I be making something off this deal?! At least to buy TsoGy bacon or something...

I cannot believe this is actually a thing. WTF is wrong with you people? (says the 52-race guy running a Cavalier in Lemons...)

Carry on.

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rdoherty wrote:

Aww crap, somehow there was markup on the items and I'm going to be paid $14. I'll donate it to Team LemonAid if they end up sending it to me (some online shops have a minimum before payout). I've fixed it, now everything has a $0.00 markup, sorry!

Hey, shouldn't I be making something off this deal?! At least to buy TsoGy bacon or something...

I cannot believe this is actually a thing. WTF is wrong with you people? (says the 52-race guy running a Cavalier in Lemons...)

Carry on.

-Anton

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X-args wrote:

Hey, shouldn't I be making something off this deal?! At least to buy TsoGy bacon or something...

I cannot believe this is actually a thing. WTF is wrong with you people? (says the 52-race guy running a Cavalier in Lemons...)

Carry on.

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I'm in for a mug!  ;-)

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stimpyvan wrote:

I ordered mine.

The t-shirt, not the thong.  I know Dave Montoya, and I, sir, am no Dave Montoya.

Ah, but with an Anton thong you could be...

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Wonderful, our charity can benefit from Anton!

Anton, I'm sure we can work out some sort of tax deduction for this... big_smile

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rdoherty wrote:

Aww crap, somehow there was markup on the items and I'm going to be paid $14. I'll donate it to Team LemonAid if they end up sending it to me (some online shops have a minimum before payout). I've fixed it, now everything has a $0.00 markup, sorry!

Hey, shouldn't I be making something off this deal?! At least to buy TsoGy bacon or something...

I cannot believe this is actually a thing. WTF is wrong with you people? (says the 52-race guy running a Cavalier in Lemons...)

Carry on.

-Anton

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