Topic: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

You may be familiar with the phrase "la creme de la creme", I apologise for using the Fr*nch language on this forum, but there's no better way of saying "the best of the best". I have a garage full of surplus shite parts from various cars I've long since sold or scrapped and was wondering if we could all pool our junk and build a car. It could be called "la excrement de la excrement", on account of the amount of French parts I have acquired over the years. As you lot are situated the wrong side of the pond for this to happen it's a theoretical exercise only. Add what you have to the list below and let's see what we could, in theory, build with it.

1 x Drivers door from a Renault Megane Scenic.
1 x Alloy wheel from a Peugeot 309 SRi.
1 x MX5 (Miata) gearbox.
1 x instrument binnacle from a Vauxhall Chevette 1.3
1 x wiring loom of unknown make
1 x Volvo 850T5 Turbo (knackered)
1 x Porsche 968 spoiler
1 x MG Midget Bonnet, rusted to buggery.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

1 worn out 13B turbo (rotary)
1 worn out 13B NA gearbox

Ghetto motorsports - Car #555 1980 Mazda RX7 (3x winner of BFE GP / 1x 2nd place of BFE GP...BOO!)
Car #350 78 Chevy Malibu (Least horrible Yank Tank, Heroic Fix) (Gone)
Car # 556 1987 Mazda RX7 (6th place MMC 2013) (1st place Capitol Offense 2013)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Knackered...my favorite British word.

So think a few of the Lemons are already exemplify this.  I mean, someone does not seek out a Ford Ranger 4-banger to to put it in an Opel, do they?  We know that no one would intentionally buy a French Chrysler let alone three of them...they would have to magically appear in your driveway, right tSoG?

4 (edited by Sir Thomas Crapper 2015-03-12 06:00 AM)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

68 302 from bronco  fresh build
2000 5.0 explorer 5.0 (GT40P heads), 60k miles
Drivetrain, harness, ECM from 96 mustang GT, 4.6 has a knock
complete drivetrain from 94 mustang GT, 200K miles
3 turbo 2.3 complete engines, including wiring harnesses and ECM: 1 assembled
4 Thunderbird Turbo Coupes, 1 caged roller, 1 complete driver
2 Mustang GT convertibles, haven't been scrapped or sold
2 4.9 L Ford 6 cylinder, 1 carbed, cammed.  1 fuel injected
3 T5 transmissions
1 1961 Studebaker silver hawk complete w/ frozen 289, auto
ZX2 escort, 169k miles, complete with a wobbly front end
1 1972 ish bmw 2002, complete, minus trans
1 late 70's ltd country squire complete with 1 dead cylinder
1 e30 325e 5 speed


I'm forgetting some stuff

Oh yeah,
Pinto 4 speed for 2.0
Picking up  pinto engine/trans  1.6 w/ 4 speed next weekend
pinto 2.0 head
bunch of pinto 2 barrel carbs.
T3/T4 turbo
turbo from 2.3 mustang, carbed version
assorted intake and exhaust manifolds and headers

Silent But Deadly Racing-  Ricky Bobby's Laughing Clown Malt Liquor Thunderbird , Datsun 510, 87 Mustang (The Race Team Formerly Known as Prince), 72 Pinto Squire waggy, Parnelli Jones 67 Galaxie, Turbo Coupe Surf wagon.(The Surfin Bird), Squatting Dogs In Tracksuits,  Space Pants!  Roy Fuckin Kent and The tribute to a tribute to a tribute THUNDERBIRD/ SUNDAHBADOH!

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

I'm going to include all my mechanical flotsam:

Ford 2.3 NA bottom end

Thunderbird Turbo coupe accessory drive

6.5hp honda OHC motor

A build it yourself 72 Jeep cj Dana 44 rear end with a 'sploded locking diff

Jeep T15  3-speed trans

Points distributor, cap/rotor/wires/coil for an AMC V8

Clutch Plate for a jeep t-15

The Roto-Racer '89 Merkur:  If it ain't rusting, It ain't racing.

'14 Real Hoopties of NJ: Judges Choice

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Piles and piles of shit. Ford, mazda, kawasaki, toyota, vw, yamaha, Honda, Simca. Etc.

dead rabbit society: cultured 'n shit.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Too bad you didn't ask this before the huge scrap run we made in December. Not counting the parts that are directly intended to be put in specific vehicles:

Cylinder head from a 60s-era Slant Six.
Oil pan from a 1970 E-body Slant Six.
All the following parts for a '64 Dodge Dart:
-Front lower control arms (and maybe uppers as well)
-I think I finally threw out those old torsion bars, actually.
-Rear shock plates
-Spare instrument cluster
-Front turn-signal lights
-Front grille
-Front bumper
-Back seat with cheap zebra-print seat covers
Radiator from an unidentified "Toyota truck," probably needs patching or a re-core.
Front calipers from an '84 Fifth Avenue, as well as the rebuild kits for the rebuilding they need.
A number of 13" steel wheels with 5x4" bolt pattern.

8 (edited by rodknox2 2015-03-12 10:02 AM)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

I have a fully caged se-r shell (formerly 'Lipstick on a Pig')with doors, hood and trunk lid.

A franken crapcan...

Where does all of this shite need to end up?

https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8740/16608921069_394cb7c21c_n.jpgP3120496

https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8623/16587775847_11823e077d_n.jpgP3120494

9 (edited by Mulry 2015-03-12 09:20 AM)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

At this point, I've got basically at least one entire MR2's worth of spares in bins in my shed. At least 1 spare motor/trans combo, the engine needs to be rebuilt. Certainly several cars worth of spare suspension parts. Brake rotors, calipers, pads, hydraulic lines, prop valves, master cylinders, etc. At least 12, maybe 16 Miata NA 4x100 5-spoke lightweight wheels, all with tires of various condition.

I'm kinda thinking about building a locost-ish build with it one day but I could be convinced to share all of it for a worthy project.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

Mandatory disclaimer: all opinions expressed are mine alone & not those of 24HOL, its mgmt, sponsors, etc.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

I rebuilt a cast-off NSF car!

I win!

Tetanus Racing Toxoid!
86 E30  It ain't cheatin' if it's junk!
Work in Progress

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

crashandburn wrote:

I rebuilt a cast-off NSF car!

I win!

And now that it turned into a crispy critter, we have two spare VW transmissions to donate to "la excrement de la excrement".

ONSET/Tetanus Racing, est. 2008.
Guest drives: NSF, Rocket Surgery, Property Devaluation, Terminally Confused, Team Sputnik, The Syndicate, Pit Crew Revenge, Spank, Hella Shitty, Sir Jackie Stewart's Coin Purse, Nine Finger Drifters, Salty Thunder, Panting Polar Bear, Vistabeam, Hangar 13, and Escape Velocity.
74 races so far.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

OnkelUdo wrote:

Knackered...my favorite British word.

Bollocks is a good one, too.

tSoG wrote:

Piles and piles of shit.

I have bought items off EBay with exactly the same description.

rodknox2 wrote:

Where does all of this shite need to end up?

Nowhere, really, it's just fun to think what we could build from all of it. Unless someone is stupid enough to actually bang all this together and actually build a car from it.

I've just found a perfectly good but totally broken cassette deck. I'll add it to the list. smile

Keep it coming, chaps.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Ahhhh...too bad...I was really wanting to unload it.

14 (edited by crashandburn 2015-03-12 10:22 AM)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

cpchampion wrote:
crashandburn wrote:

I rebuilt a cast-off NSF car!

I win!

And now that it turned into a crispy critter, we have two spare VW transmissions to donate to "la excrement de la excrement".

I have a ton of spare parts to get rid of.....where do we send them?

94 VW Passat:

Front rotors
Rear rotors
Axles  L & R
Brake Pads  (various makes)
Crack Pipe ( cooling system)
Hoses (too many to list)
Fuel Pump
Spindles  L & R
Wheel Bearings  Front

Tetanus Racing Toxoid!
86 E30  It ain't cheatin' if it's junk!
Work in Progress

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

2 aluminum Imp blocks, fist sized holes in each
2 half rods for same (top half only)
3 RX7 trans with dead 3rd gear synchro (one sawed in half from when I got pissed off because I couldn't get a $%^&* roll pin out)
Exploded RX7 clutch
Melted RX7 spindle
Misc warped RX7 engine parts
8 four bolt 1st gen RX7 rims that I'd love to give away
Exploded XJ12 radiator
1 melted XJ12 caliper
Rover 3.5 with an essence of compression in a couple cylinders, zippo in rest
Rover trans with noisy bearings
TR6 trans
TR250 O/D diff
TR250 hood/bonnet with nose knocked out of joint.
a basement full of misc TR4a/250/6/7/8, RX7, XJ12, Rover, SAAB and Imp parts.  2002 hubcaps
and VW variant emblems I came across yesterday.

1990 RX7 "Mazdarita"  1964 Sunbeam Imp (IOE 2013 Sears Pointless) 2002 Jaguar x-type (Winner C-Class 2021 Sears Pointless)
Gone bye-bye
1994 Jaguar XJ12 (Winner C-Class 2013 Sears Pointless)  1980 Rover SD1 (I Got Screwed 2014 Return of Lemonites)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

If my wife were reading this thread, she would be giving great thanks that I don't (yet) have a facility to handle absurd projects like this one. Otherwise I'd say ship it to TARP HQ and we'd make it happen.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

Mandatory disclaimer: all opinions expressed are mine alone & not those of 24HOL, its mgmt, sponsors, etc.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Enough parts to mechanically build at least 5 TR6's and numerous Spitfires.  And that's just the extras.

At least one MGB's worth of components except drivetrain.

BTW, I have a friend trying to sell two Triumph Heralds and another one trying to sell a Standard Vanguard.  Anyone spell I.O.E.?

Jamie Palmer  tr6driver@yahoo.com
Austin Powerless Racing  '75 Austin Marina, 44th/IOE Summit Point '13, 35th/1st Class C CMP Fall '13, 23rd/3rd Class C CMP Spring '14, 83rd/14th Class C CMP Fall '14 (blown engine/swapped mid-race to finish), 3rd Class C CMP Spring '15, 2nd Class C CMP Fall '15
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Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

I have:
-Crown Vic frame and bodywork (pax side B-pillar has been cut)
-'92 Taurus SHO engine
-Various and sundry shitty SBC heads, mostly screwed up in some way.
-A set of BBC heads
-A really gross SBC short block.
-rotating assembly from a Modular V8 4.6L
-1 4R70W with a water/ATF mix
-1 4R70W that might actually be an AOD-E

Driver, Pit Monkey, Rod Buster and Engine Fire Starter
Team FinalGear

19 (edited by Rich Duisberg 2015-03-13 01:38 AM)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

EyeMWing wrote:

4R70W

I have no idea what that is. It sounds bloody important though. Is it large enough to start welding some of the other shite to it?

More good news: I have a rear view mirror here from an Austin Montego. Add it to the list.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

I've got a Mitsubishi G63B with the 5 speed from a Dodge D50 pickup.

Newest member - White Trash Racing
Owner of the Traveling Hat

21 (edited by CPT_Trans_Continental 2015-03-13 06:42 AM)

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Half a Corvair (busted running gear and suspension)
Half a XJ6 (rusted out body)
Whole lot of nothing

'18 PNW-Organizer's Choice '17 PNW-IOE '15 PNW-Judge's Choice '14 PNW-Heroic Fix
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Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Also, the doors , front fenders, hood, grille, and maybe the trunk lid and rear fenders from a 1967 SIMCA 1000GLS. And a spare AW11 MR2 rear spoiler that says "Baksheesh Is Not a Crime" on it from Joliet '10.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

Mandatory disclaimer: all opinions expressed are mine alone & not those of 24HOL, its mgmt, sponsors, etc.

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

I don't need everyone's shite parts to build a car. I've built (more than) one from my own pile of surplus shite parts:

http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/1182499/photo_3__detail.jpg


http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/3748656/Trannys.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_7J_a2y6IA

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

If the race gives you Lemons, turn them into lemonade

Silent But Deadly Racing-  Ricky Bobby's Laughing Clown Malt Liquor Thunderbird , Datsun 510, 87 Mustang (The Race Team Formerly Known as Prince), 72 Pinto Squire waggy, Parnelli Jones 67 Galaxie, Turbo Coupe Surf wagon.(The Surfin Bird), Squatting Dogs In Tracksuits,  Space Pants!  Roy Fuckin Kent and The tribute to a tribute to a tribute THUNDERBIRD/ SUNDAHBADOH!

Re: A car built from everyone's surplus shite parts. What have you got?

Sir Thomas Crapper wrote:

If the race gives you Lemons, turn them into lemonade

Even when the Lemons are half-composted?

ONSET/Tetanus Racing, est. 2008.
Guest drives: NSF, Rocket Surgery, Property Devaluation, Terminally Confused, Team Sputnik, The Syndicate, Pit Crew Revenge, Spank, Hella Shitty, Sir Jackie Stewart's Coin Purse, Nine Finger Drifters, Salty Thunder, Panting Polar Bear, Vistabeam, Hangar 13, and Escape Velocity.
74 races so far.