October Joliet Race - Who's coming? (Page 5 of 7)

Bring me Mopar 360 parts if you ever want to see the Magnum again (or for the first time...kidding, of course). Needs basically all of the non-Lean Burn bullshit (carb, distributor, etc.). Or if you have an old (but still good) battery laying around that is capable of turning a ridiculously heavy old V8 starter, then I'll take one of those. Or a Dodge Magnum/Chrysler Cordoba windshield.

Don't go buy any of that stuff. If you have it laying around unused like most Lemons types do, I'll take it.

Also, I like beer, Keith likes rum, and Steve doesn't drink.

900 feet of coaxial cable surely can be had for nothing these days.

67 cars, 8 of which are Volkswagens.

Hope you VW racers like apologizing to Prius owners.

Nope. The June 2012 race had 56 cars, two of which never finished a lap.

Should be plenty of room on the track with 67 cars.  Stocked up on Spotted Cow for the judges this weekend.

Not sure if I'll have a preview, although you might find a familiar automobile on Roadkill this week. I'll give you all the entry list I have, though:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ … sp=sharing

I should have a shopping list for the Magnum before winter. The sludge under the valve cover is simply breathtaking. Or gut-wrenching. Probably both.

Hmmm...none have their engine in the back either.  My the cosmos is telling you something?

Use Row52 and pre-identify VR6 cars at the Summit PnP.  It is not that far away and they are normally open 9-7 unless winter hours have kicked in.  Do the same for Hammond, IN though it is further away...we have been to both together in search of gen 3 Saturn parts.

Not a preview, but hopefully an entertaining read:

http://www.roadkill.com/lemons-pontiac- … -vs-trans/

Nuts hanging from your vehicle should incur penalty laps.  It hasn't been funny for a long time.  Now it's just creepy that a bunch of men, primarily, want swinging balls associated with their team and car.

Thanks for the scrotum but I'll pass.  I have other interests.

That would explain him drinking all my craft beer -- to drown out that memory of Wally in action.

I was far from Wally.  He might have teabagged one of my nephews, though.  He was caught licking their feet while they slept.

It's the same issue I have with porn.  Show me the girl, not the guy.  Scrota are odd and ugly.  Let's put boobs on the cars.  That's much better.

And....I drank your beer because it was free and you didn't stop me.

Are you sure it isn't a newbie helping 4 hopeless  veterans.