Topic: Lemons officials- Do you guys wear name badges at the race?
As we are coming up on our third race, I find that we want to start giving crap back to the crew. That is more fun if we sort our your names.
Do you all wear name tags?
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"Badges?...."
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Only the Thunder Turds are allowed to issue backtalk to the judges, because they're Jersey lawyers from Florida.
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I have heard that black flag penalties are a bitch to serve because people can't find officials.
How about a black flag paddock?
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Or you could just follow the trail of broken dreams and shattered lives in the judges wake...
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Sir Thomas Crapper wrote:
I have heard that black flag penalties are a bitch to serve because people can't find officials.
How about a black flag paddock?
Every race I've been to has one.
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The Men in Black are hard to miss.
If you can't find them, you shouldn't be driving. Let alone racing.
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Just follow the screaming.
The louder it get's, the closer you are!
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Or just follow the ghost ride the whip train as it rolls on by.
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Badges are not needed.. You shall not speak to an official unless spoken to. In the presence of an official you must avert your eyes and bow until the official gives you permission to rise. Unless, of course, you are in the penalty box, then you shall chant "I was 7th" until your sentence is pronounced.
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Troy wrote:
The Men in Black are hard to miss.
If you can't find them, you shouldn't be driving. Let alone racing.
Not true! A racer who doesn't know what the judges look like is a racer who never gets black flags!
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Y'know, if you're not the guy getting beat on, it's actually pretty fun to hang with the judges!
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Evil Genius wrote:
Badges are not needed.. You shall not speak to an official unless spoken to. In the presence of an official you must avert your eyes and bow until the official gives you permission to rise. Unless, of course, you are in the penalty box, then you shall chant "I was 7th" until your sentence is pronounced.
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"Badges....we don't need no stinking badges"
Just look for the two guys in judicial attire...or anyone in a yellow T-shirt
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Badges suggest organization, ergo, there are no badges.
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