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I have received the pic of what Johnny Mag wants for the Wankenshaw Jag theme so now it is time to test at phoenix and then get serious about Sears.
Our Goal!!! Out run a 928 full of Dick's
Pendejo Engineering.
Bringing crap cans to a new level since 2008
Dunno if it helps you visually but there's alot more photos of that stunning jag in the Readers Rides section of GRM.
Jag XJS versus 928 shooting brake? Oh hell yes!
We need to get some betting action going here.
That thing looks sweet. However my bet is on the car with 4 less pistons.
awesome! i love the look, we could make it a custom estate too if you bring it over to EGR
Dunno if it helps you visually but there's alot more photos of that stunning jag in the Readers Rides section of GRM.
Thanks! i will go check it out.
Pendejo Wankenshaw
That thing looks sweet. However my bet is on the car with 4 less pistons.
We just knocked about 650lbs out of the jag so the dicks only weight 300 pounds less than us now.
pen
Miatas are going to be smoking fast at Sears with all those corners, the track is almost all turns.
We will be big enough they should see us coming and make room! Heavy fast car means apex early and slid wide till you are on the red and white stripes then floor it again.
Pen
red and white stripes
Uh oh...
Color check in T10...
KT
red and white stripes
Uh oh...
Color check in T10...
KT
Naahh! no fears.. Been there done that at that track many times. Slow cars,fast cars,momentum cars. It is fun no matter what you drive. Now side car motorcycle racing! that may be more than i care to try.
Pen
Jag XJS versus 928 shooting brake? Oh hell yes!
We need to get some betting action going here.
Well... I think there is already a toaster on the line... but perhaps we need to up the ante a bit. However, I think I'll see if the motor blows in Phoenix before I start making any bets.
Oh... and Pendejo... you've been brings crap cans to a new level for the past 35 years... but for Lemons since 2007... not that you probably can remember back that far anymore due to all the Sailor Jerry's
Mmmmmm!!!! Sailor and coke!!!! Done for the day boys.. heading to the bar.
Pen
For more inspiration go to You Tube and look for Bathurst Jaguar.. the XJSs going around that track are breathtaking... resolutely badass.
Oh, and I'm betting against the car I helped build, indeed, the one that carries my livery.. As I have nothing to do with the replacement engine, I see no conflict of interest, though I could possibly be persuaded to add a little sand to the crankcase late at night when nobody is around, for the right price.... I really want the Jag to do well, I'm a British car guy through and through... I'll put a jar of Lucas Replacement Smoke on the line, It works on German cars as well......
This is how to drive a V-12 Jag, lets see something like this at Sears....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9I7GWllPFY
That's a great Video... Team "Wankinshaw" Racing will do our best to replicate...
LOVED the two wheels at the 1:15 mark! Good vid.
For more inspiration go to You Tube and look for Bathurst Jaguar.. the XJSs going around that track are breathtaking... resolutely badass.
I have watched that vid about a thousand times. That is some no fear flying right there.
Pendejo
Oh, and I'm betting against the car I helped build, indeed, the one that carries my livery.. As I have nothing to do with the replacement engine, I see no conflict of interest, though I could possibly be persuaded to add a little sand to the crankcase late at night when nobody is around, for the right price.... I really want the Jag to do well, I'm a British car guy through and through... I'll put a jar of Lucas Replacement Smoke on the line, It works on German cars as well......
I could possibly be persuaded to add a little sand to the crankcase late at night when nobody is around, for the right price....
Sooooo cooool!!!!! Name your price 
Pendejo
I smell a WAGER.......the toaster bet still stands, bosch stainless of course.......but we can add a little something to make the battle O Euro GT cruisers all the more interesting.......cash is just too easy.....we need something more humiliating, degrading.....something more "Lemons"
great video......the classic battle of Dicks vs Wankers
Wager is good stupid wager is bad... No humiliating stuff dick just some kind of straight up man bet.. Leave the humiliating duties to the pros like Johnny and Phil..
Seth
Wager is good stupid wager is bad... No humiliating stuff dick just some kind of straight up man bet.. Leave the humiliating duties to the pros like Johnny and Phil..
Seth
Good enough...... "Dicks vs Wankers & toaster bet" Man card on the line!!
However I don't think I will be able to install a working toaster in the car...their power demands are just too high from 12V (think 900watts+)....assuming 1500watt peak demand thats 107+amp load.....not a good idea on an already frail 25 year old electrical system.....
we can istalla a seperate battery system with large Ga wire brian, how long does it have to last?
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