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Topic: Discontent... perplexed... ambivilant

So we have a slight issue with our team name... sure it sounds cool and it reflects us well. But it's not.... well.... lemony enough... So here are the choices...

Sons of Stig (original) -1
Tame Racing Drivers (got the t-shirts) -1
Stig's Bastards (with lemon zest) -1

Opinion?

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I like the 1st one  SOS  ..

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Noted

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Will that mean that the SOB's and the SOS's will be racing on the same track???

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How about nothing whatsoever to do with Top Gear, let alone the Stig?

How about Anton Lavay's Helpers?

Spiro's Heroes?

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Judge Jonny wrote:

How about nothing whatsoever to do with Top Gear, let alone the Stig?

How about Anton Lavay's Helpers?

Spiro's Heroes?

We can't deny who we are...

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Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"
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Stig-Miata

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Stig-Miata

In-fiero-ior

I like te second half of that...

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yeah, im going with judge jonny on this one. everyone thinks they're the stig if they ever turned a hot lap, very few, if any(which means utter rarity in Lemons) actually prove it. maybe go for the opposite of stig...that way if you HAD to make a top gear reference you could all go for the James May look.

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Riktor wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

How about nothing whatsoever to do with Top Gear, let alone the Stig?

How about Anton Lavay's Helpers?

Spiro's Heroes?

We can't deny who we are...

Let's try this: anyone that shows up with a top gear theme gets 25 laps.

Anyone with a loser asshole on their team who refuses to talk to us during BS inspection because they (lamely) think they're the Stig gets 175 laps.

Sound good?

Also, whine and we'll triple it.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Judge Jonny wrote:
Riktor wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

How about nothing whatsoever to do with Top Gear, let alone the Stig?

How about Anton Lavay's Helpers?

Spiro's Heroes?

We can't deny who we are...

Let's try this: anyone that shows up with a top gear theme gets 25 laps.

Anyone with a loser asshole on their team who refuses to talk to us during BS inspection because they (lamely) think they're the Stig gets 175 laps.

Sound good?

Also, whine and we'll triple it.

LOL.. Lemme guess... you've had that a few times already?

I suppose its inevitible, but many themes have been done to death, so I imagine its hard to impress these days. Maybe a "Tea Party" theme dressed up as women with cell phones attached to their helmets and driving a bloated SUV? That's closer to reality than any lame "Stig" thing.

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Spinnetti wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
Riktor wrote:

We can't deny who we are...

Let's try this: anyone that shows up with a top gear theme gets 25 laps.

Anyone with a loser asshole on their team who refuses to talk to us during BS inspection because they (lamely) think they're the Stig gets 175 laps.

Sound good?

Also, whine and we'll triple it.

LOL.. Lemme guess... you've had that a few times already?

I suppose its inevitible, but many themes have been done to death, so I imagine its hard to impress these days. Maybe a "Tea Party" theme dressed up as women with cell phones attached to their helmets and driving a bloated SUV? That's closer to reality than any lame "Stig" thing.

Just once, but we did it so horribly that it should never be repeated again. So come up with your own theme!!! 

Thank God we do a new theme for every race!

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We've seen at least three Stigs.

No more, por favor

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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They have not seen any Square Pegs or Cop Rock themes so break out the neon leg warmers and warm up your vocal cords.

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Just once, but we did it so horribly that it should never be repeated again. So come up with your own theme!!! 

Thank God we do a new theme for every race!

That's true... Brown is not in father's genes. White and black... not sure how the pink sister was created though.

Judge Jonny wrote:

Let's try this: anyone that shows up with a top gear theme gets 25 laps.

Anyone with a loser asshole on their team who refuses to talk to us during BS inspection because they (lamely) think they're the Stig gets 175 laps.

Sound good?

Also, whine and we'll triple it.

Who said anything about Top Gear? We are emulating father... we can not change who we are...

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Disney wrote:

Just once, but we did it so horribly that it should never be repeated again. So come up with your own theme!!! 

Thank God we do a new theme for every race!

Yeah, you guys were great to race with but that theme was kinda weaksauce.  Ours isn't much better. sad

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How about the Gits?  Like, anti-Stig, get it?  Plus, it's still got a british vibe to it.  And if you're a Monty Python nerd like me, you can use all the names the Git family had in the sketch...

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Cadillac Bob wrote:

How about the Gits?  Like, anti-Stig, get it?  Plus, it's still got a british vibe to it.  And if you're a Monty Python nerd like me, you can use all the names the Git family had in the sketch...

ROFL... if only we knew some one who looked like Tiff...

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How about wearing ascots and smoking jackets over your race gear and going as Team Stig Party?

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How about wearing ascots and smoking jackets over your race gear and going as Team Stig Party?

ROFLMAO... this is being considering...

Seriously though Jonny... if you can look at our theme and don't smile once... We will do whatever theme you want in the next race.

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Riktor;

How about "Fed-Sex Racing" with your motto: "When you absolutely, positively have to have it!" which was their motto etc...


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Riktor;

How about "Fed-Sex Racing" with your motto: "When you absolutely, positively have to have it!" which was their motto etc...


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With our twisted sense of humor and certain crew members participation in the theme.... yeah... that could be bad. Considered though. Next season we are planning two cars. So something to do with out twenty-something mental perversion will no doubt make its way into the theme.

Unfortunately there is only so much you can do with our simpson designed heads... Only us and Jack know the pain of finding a hat our size.

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