Topic: Wear a Red Sox cap to BS Inspection, pay the price!

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For the last few races, we've been giving out one penalty lap for every team member wearing a Red Sox cap to the BS inspection. We're not sure what policy we'll use at Stafford, but we'll probably up the penalty to five laps per cap there. Don't like us giving laps to your cahhh because of your cap? See Rule 2.4!

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Wait... people still actually play baseball?

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Not only that, but Red Sox fans insist on wearing those damn caps 20 years after they flee Boston.

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If it were up to me, I'd add anything related to the LA Dodgers, Dallas Cowboys, and probably Stanford. Hang on, it IS up to me!!!

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Ahhh, you guys got spooked by Ted Williams's frozen head while in Arizona.

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Nick_LeMonsHQ wrote:

If it were up to me, I'd add anything related to the LA Dodgers, Dallas Cowboys, and probably Stanford. Hang on, it IS up to me!!!

As it IS up to me, anyone wearing a Minnesota Vikings hat gets a lap.

Purple Favre Jersey? We open your gas tank and toss a lit zippo.

(failing that, HELLA laps. Seriously)

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Judge Jonny wrote:
Nick_LeMonsHQ wrote:

If it were up to me, I'd add anything related to the LA Dodgers, Dallas Cowboys, and probably Stanford. Hang on, it IS up to me!!!

As it IS up to me, anyone wearing a Minnesota Vikings hat gets a lap.

Purple Favre Jersey? We open your gas tank and toss a lit zippo.

(failing that, HELLA laps. Seriously)

<----- Hires random people to don said jersey and stand with other teams.

Sons of STIG
Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"

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Would I get penalty laps if I gave out 'free hats' to drivers entering tech?


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We've been known to do this to teams with multiple Boston-themed accessories.

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MurileeMartin wrote:

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We've been known to do this to teams with multiple Boston-themed accessories.

That should be for something with a Saints logo on it...

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Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"

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Riktor wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
Nick_LeMonsHQ wrote:

If it were up to me, I'd add anything related to the LA Dodgers, Dallas Cowboys, and probably Stanford. Hang on, it IS up to me!!!

As it IS up to me, anyone wearing a Minnesota Vikings hat gets a lap.

Purple Favre Jersey? We open your gas tank and toss a lit zippo.

(failing that, HELLA laps. Seriously)

<----- Hires random people to don said jersey and stand with other teams.

hahaha awesome!

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What does a Royals cap get you?

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Rockford Brodie wrote:

What does a Royals cap get you?

A condescending snicker behind your back?

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Rockford Brodie wrote:

What does a Royals cap get you?

DFL

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Spring South '10- 1st...... LOSER!

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good thing you guys weren't at stafford and jay did the bs laps for us at nelson since i was wearing my sox hat each time

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Totally worth my 1 lap.  Next race I'm wearing a Papelbon jersey, a warmup jacket and will be wielding a Big Papi-signed bat to fend off my angry teammates.

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Rockford Brodie wrote:

What does a Royals cap get you?

The Royals logo looks like the emblem for a bad 1950s beer, so we're OK with that.

18 (edited by TeamDFL 2010-02-12 01:20 PM)

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MurileeMartin wrote:

The Royals logo looks like the emblem for a bad 1950s beer, so we're OK with that.

So a couple cases of Blatz stubbies will allow our LS4 powered Miata to slide through BS with no laps?  Great!  What could go wrong?

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19 (edited by RichVS 2010-02-12 02:51 PM)

Re: Wear a Red Sox cap to BS Inspection, pay the price!

This should be expanded to "Pawts", Celtics, Bruins, and all things masshole.

Get out of jail free cards to everyone at Stafford to a Dead Kennedys themed entry?

How about an Olds Delmont 88 with pontoons?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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How about a Pirates hat?  A few + sympathy laps?

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Woodstock wrote:

How about a Pirates hat?  A few + sympathy laps?

Nope, all the teams with Red Sox and Yankees hats take all your good tires.

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Southern Discomfort '10 Magnum PU- 5th place
Spring South '10- 1st...... LOSER!

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If I would've had my head on straight, I'd a been wearin' a Red Sox hat at the EGR dyno party.


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RichVS wrote:

How about an Olds Delmont 88 with pontoons?

Yes please!

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