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Topic: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

So, one of y'all bribed Judge Phil with a kick-ass cowboy hat last time we were in town.

I'm very jealous and I'd like my own.

So, one get out of jail free card to whichever team brings me the best Texas-size/style cowboy hat.

Also, I'm getting old and want to festoon said hat with pins! I just got some really cool ones, including a Pinto one, a Studebaker and a Tucker!!!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

anything but a Jaguar V12 pin

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

k, so you want a true texas western hat, or one of those things worn in other states? color? felt? straw?
cowboys wear dark colored felts in the winter, light colored felt or straw in the summer?

chose your poison..........
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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

yeah, Texans wear baseball caps or straw hats.  Sounds like you want one of them there "going out" hats.

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17196.jpg

OR?!

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/hats/cowboy%20grande%20crazy%20hat.jpg

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

lol, now that'is funny.  What size hat do you wear?

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

Jackasic wrote:

lol, now that'is funny.  What size hat do you wear?

7 and 5/8ths

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

My hat is a beaver Resistol, courtesy of the TnT Racing Golf team. The Lemons Supreme Court insists on quality headwear!

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

i am pretty sure we have a custom hat maker in Bryan, I'll swing by there.

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

MurileeMartin wrote:

The Lemons Supreme Court insists on quality headwear!

http://arkansassongbird.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/stetson_left1.jpg

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Junior-Brown-mp04.jpg

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Re: Hey You Texans: Fancy Cowboy Hat Needed

You know......I have a green cowboy hat that was used for class  A inspection at my old job years ago....complete with "Sheriff" badge on the front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I think its 7-3/4

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