Need anything (anyone?) moved from SoCal to Houston or in between?

Departing early Nov 9th. Room for 1-2 passengers. Big trunk. Willing to attach a tow hitch to move something via flat tow or on a small trailer.

I'm flying back, but that doesn't mean I can't be convinced to take SW credit and drive something back to SoCal. I have experience changing headgaskets alongside I-10 and once drove 200 miles on 2 of 4 cyls of a 998cc mini.