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I was looking at a buddy's pictures from this weekend, and I saw a few good ones that he snapped in the penalty box:
- Charles de Gaulle disapproves of contact.
- I’m totally innocent.
- I owned up to my crime at 24 hours of Lemons.
- Don’t mumble to the judges.
There have to have been some other classics. Come on, 'fess up - what did you have to write?
Phil? Johnny? Any personal favorites?
From the 321 C4 Corvette - I dun spun owt ma korvit
From the 55 Wienermobile - I wonder where that Miata is
What's a penalty? 
KT
For those with dented cars but no penalties, your time will come...
We got "Passing under yellow, is not cool, ever"
One of our guys wanted to point out the grammatical incorrectness of that statement but we quickly squashed that plan.
At Sears Pointless we had some good ones:
"Situational awareness is not my forté"
"Ah dun spunnd owt mah Korvit"
Some of our favorites refer to previous Bart Simpson penalties visible on the same car:
"Even though I wrote 'I will not pass under yellow' 100 times, I still passed under yellow"
At Sears Pointless we had some good ones:
"Ah dun spunnd owt mah Korvit"
Yeah, that's how it went. Hilarious!
"Ah dun spunnd owt mah Korvit"
That RULES....my favorite....
I am VERY pleased that we didn't have to write on the car ONCE this go around...we managed only 1 black flag for 2 wheels off and completed the "save the trees" penalty
I'm quite proud of my drivers!!!!
Working the penalty box is a treat. The one I liked over the weekend was " I am a poopy head"
Can't remember the car, but they had a couple of creative writing experiences.
Rad
I saw a couple teams taping twinkies to their car - was that an impromptu punishment or was there a point behind it (none is needed of course, just wondering).
Also enjoyed you hurling said twinkies as the hapless 300ZX guys in the rasta drum circle on Sunday
"Hella badass Mopars need to stay on track."
or was it....
"Hella badass Mopar drivers need to stay on track"
I think all the air freshener trees we had to install in our car as a penalty killed quite a few brain cells... Our car will reek for months 
We even got some in-car with them flappin' in the wind.
We were pitted next to the red E30 with the horns and got to enjoy some of those twinkies as a post race snack. It was best to get one off the right side of the hood (exhaust side) for a nice, warm wholesome treat!
Between that and the free hotdogs from the Weinermobile team, I barely spent a dime on food this weekend. Oh wait, that enterprising girl scout with the wagon full of cookies making the rounds in the paddock got at least $12 off of me...
Working the penalty box is a treat. The one I liked over the weekend was " I am a poopy head"
My 7-year-old nephew was helping out for a while on Saturday, and he had some good ideas.
"Oh wait, that enterprising girl scout with the wagon full of cookies making the rounds in the paddock got at least $12 off of me..."
Is this a bad time to mention that Dean knows more pedophile jokes than anyone else I've ever met?
Scott
My favorite of the weekend (ok fine, the only one I can remember) was on the gulf-colored porsche 914
"Unlike 1970, this 914 will not finish in 7th place"
At the last T-hill race we had to write
"Even though we know how to swap a v8 into an E30 we still cant drive"
At the last T-hill race we had to write
"Even though we know how to swap a v8 into an E30 we still cant drive"
Zing!
When the Bee suddenly failed to pass the stands I started looking for the tow truck. I was pleasantly surprised when it came into our pit under it's own power.
But I was even more surprised when I saw "British Leyland is on strike against spinning" written all over it.
Someone got it going fast enough to spin?!?!?
When the Bee suddenly failed to pass the stands I started looking for the tow truck. I was pleasantly surprised when it came into our pit under it's own power.
But I was even more surprised when I saw "British Leyland is on strike against spinning" written all over it.
Someone got it going fast enough to spin?!?!?
Yes, that was Jesse.
Winging it wrote:At the last T-hill race we had to write
"Even though we know how to swap a v8 into an E30 we still cant drive"Zing!
Yeah i think we need to put that on our dash to remind us since there obviously is no hope for us to improve on our own.
racerrad wrote:Working the penalty box is a treat. The one I liked over the weekend was " I am a poopy head"
My 7-year-old nephew was helping out for a while on Saturday, and he had some good ideas.
My 5 year old asked:
why is that car not racing?
He is in the corner in time out.
Why did he get a time out?
Because he was cutting in line.
It wasent written 100 times but we did have to spray paint on our car "I got cock blocked by the wiener mobile" after our driver passed under yellow because he couldnt see the flag stand behind the big wiener!
Well, I was instructed to write, "This is a race car, not a sheep." this weekend.
Damn sharpie wouldn't mark...... Baaaaahhhh Baaahhhhh.
"This is a race car, not a lawn mower"
"Passing the Lincoln on the outside is ALWAYS a bad idea"
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