1 Topic by magnusracing (edited by magnusracing 2010-03-09 06:57 PM)

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Topic: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Well... although it delayed us a LOT and gave us no chance of beating our Porsche 928 rivals we had a lot of fun with our TWO "Bob Ross" penalities at Infineon. Our entire 5 person team contributed to the paintings and none of  us have formal art training... or are really artistic in nature at all come to think of it. Each painting probably took 15 minutes - I hope we made dear old Bob Ross proud. However, according to the Judges we created the "Finest Lemons Penalty Art of All Time". Hmmm... somehow I think that may not be a hard thing to achieve... but at least we were the best at something last weekend!

For your viewing pleasure:

The Trunk (Saturday Penalty):

http://www.magnusracingclub.com/images/jagtrunkart1.jpg

The Roof (Sunday Penalty):

http://www.magnusracingclub.com/images/jagroofart1.jpg

Oh... and thanks for the "Get out of jail free" certificate, Judges! We're gonna save that for a special occasion.

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Awe the serene lake....its so relaxing....I can almost hear Bob Ross talking in the background!!!  Its making me sleepy!!!!

Not to worry....you will have a chance at redemption at your "cross the channel" rivals at Thunderhill!!!  BTW....we did have a 40 lap penalty to start the race!!!

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3 Reply by magnusracing (edited by magnusracing 2010-03-09 07:20 PM)

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

icemang17 wrote:

Not to worry....you will have a chance at redemption at your "cross the channel" rivals at Thunderhill!!!  BTW....we did have a 40 lap penalty to start the race!!!

I know... Bob Ross combined with a bad starter and a fuel starvation problems made for a disappointing lap count for us. But don't worry... we'll be better prepared for Thunderhill. I'm getting the toaster engraved next week... not that you'll be getting it! HAR HAR HAR! smile

- Wanker Captain

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1995 Mercedes S600 V-12  - First car ever CLAIMED by JAY!
1980 Maserati Quattroporte - Judge's Choice

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Those are some happy trees.  Good job guys!

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

I'm going to Sawzall those paintings off and use them as reference from now on.

"If your painting isn't at least as good as these you can't race."

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Judge Jonny wrote:

I'm going to Sawzall those paintings off and use them as reference from now on.

"If your painting isn't at least as good as these you can't race."

Too bad they will weigh 100+lbs each

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

icemang17 wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

I'm going to Sawzall those paintings off and use them as reference from now on.

"If your painting isn't at least as good as these you can't race."

Too bad they will weigh 100+lbs each

I'll make you carry them

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Collector items!!

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/ImpulseFoto/th_images-1.jpg[/img]
I NEVER DID NO CHEET LIKE DIS BEFORE, MAN!!!
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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

I think the guys over at "Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce" did an awesome job on their Bob Ross at Southern Discomfort. Should get'em to post pics for comparison.

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Serj wrote:

I think the guys over at "Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce" did an awesome job on their Bob Ross at Southern Discomfort. Should get'em to post pics for comparison.

Agreed!  They did a spectacular job on their painting, I was really surprised at how nice it was.

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Those are damn impressive!

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Maybe latter you can add a little white XJS driving down the road, or maybe a 1970 XJ6.  Had fun meeting you all!

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

I'm glad to see that the penalty I invented is getting good use.






don't hurt me.

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Re: Bob Ross assaults V-12 Jaguar - FINEST Lemons PENALTY ART OF ALL TIME

Dr. No wrote:

Maybe latter you can add a little white XJS driving down the road, or maybe a 1970 XJ6.  Had fun meeting you all!

It was nice to meet you too! Thanks for the discount card for the "Wild Fox Restaurant" and the hook up on the nice rate at the hotel. We ate dinner at the Wild Fox three nights in a row.

I hope you're coming to Thunderhill!

Pendejo Engineering "Captain" - 1991 Alfa 164
1983 Shaguar XJ-S V-12 "The Two Ton Miata"
1995 Mercedes S600 V-12  - First car ever CLAIMED by JAY!
1980 Maserati Quattroporte - Judge's Choice

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