Topic: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

After cruising the Porsche "racer" forums....I found a thread about the rollover-fire at Sears Pointless.....of course the uniformed Porsche snobs are bashing Lemons like some type of demolition derby...and bash our "lack" of safety equipment....so the knowledgeable few attempt to educate the snobs by posting links to rules or even pics of our cars....just to get bashed even more by these "racers" that have NEVER even been to a Lemons race.....

Its bad enough that I'm already a black sheep in Porsche circles because of the 928....now I'm a double black sheep due to Lemons racing....

The funny part is................ I COULD CARE LESS.......I'm having too much fun racing with all of you....& my "racer" attitude is quickly disappearing....  Anyone with a car can show up at a Lemons event and be welcomed by EVERYONE....not a single person I talk too over the weekend bashes me or my car....everyone is always willing to help out and most would give the shirt off their back to help out a COMPETITOR....  like that will happen in "serious" Porsche club racing....

So I just had to finish my defense of Lemons against the haters with the following:

"Bottom line is this......Lemons Racing is the fastest growing form of motorsports today..... While club racing and most pro racing are hurting...Lemons is growing by leaps and bounds......"

Richard Doty
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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Tell us where to go and I'll signup.

3 (edited by IgnoranteWest 2010-03-12 06:16 PM)

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Well, what about the Porsha Club of America Drivers Ed deal the other day where an instructor died?

I'm sensing some disdain on another car forum I frequent... the guys there race NASA.  They didn't bash Lemons outright but said they would never participate because of things like the deal at MSR Houston where the escort on 14" daytons tried to hump the gremlin and flipped (my description not theirs).

The barriers to entry are set way lower in Lemons than in the classes of NASA they race in.  When they got started playing with cars, the ONLY way to enter motorsports was through autocross and working your way up.  They probably feel like they've paid the dues and are entitled to feel a little tweaked that they couldn't dive straight into Lemons because it didn't exist.  I can respect where they're coming from, so I'm not gonna bring Lemons up in their forum anymore.

But like any marketplace, inefficiencies will result in innovation and now, the market has provided a faster avenue to door-to-door racing.

At the end of the day, I have no family who depends on me to provide for them.   I finally have some change between the cushions in my couch and I want to go get a taste of door-to-door racing as economically as possible.  I expect that it will be so much fun that I will graduate eventually to other stuff, but not before having a friggin blast doing this.

ALLEGEDLY!

-Dave
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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Nothing against the p-car people in our midst but that's just kinda par for the course for the average p-car owner.

You shoulda seen the reactions when I called pelican parts (p-car supplier) to get some stuff for the Wartburg and they asked what kind of car it was for....I think they are still trying to figure it all out, or they just assumed I was on crack.

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

I have some Porsche racer friends and three out of four of my team drive Porsches on the track.

I understand what you are saying.

Some of my race friends have some interesting things to say.

Accidents happen.

I'm "all in" with Lemons.

( ps, what forum? )


KT

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

The "average" porsche owner has no desire to go anywhere near a race track with their cars.  To be quite honest, they have no desire to get on track at all.  I can only speak for the PCA de guys that I spend a lot of time with, but most of them were very supportive of my Lemons addiction, with a bunch of them actually getting ready to build a car.  Now, the club race and above seem to have a little different attitude about us.  They seem to look down on us.  All I can say is good, stay away.  I agree with richard wholeheartedly.  I love the overall attitude from everyone involved, the fact that everyone that I met was willing to help, and you didn't seem to need to know the secret handshake to get in.  Everyone was welcome.  Racing is dangerous, no matter how you slice it.  As long as you go in to the whole mess expecting to have fun first of all, you should be okay.  Leave the attitudes for NASA, SCCA, etc.  We are having too much fun without it.

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Could be jealousy issues?

We build and race our cars for next to nothing.

Porsche race motors are $20K and most guys don't do their own work.

A club race weekend will have two 25-30 minute sprint races.
A team of four Lemons idiots will get four hours each and then work as spotters/crew/fuelers/photographers/dancers/painters etc ALL weekend long!!!


KT

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

icemang17 wrote:

The funny part is................ I COULD CARE LESS.......

Major pet peeve...

http://c-pol.com/Fun/Caring_Continuum.jpg

And with that out of my system.... fuck them! How do you think some BMW snobs felt about our car? Not only are we racing one of their esteemed cars, but our theme was specifically poking fun of those same snobs. Pissing them off is half the fun!

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

I just don't think they get it.  Winning is a bonus, but not the reason we get into it.  Most of the so called real racers get into it to win. And I'm sure they wouldn't allow anyone to wear a molly-maid costume at the scca run-offs.

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Toothless Racing Deadbeats #110 2011 Summit Point (61st) Currently being rebuilt into the new car!

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

I used to go to the dirt track races by myself when I was a kid, and I found that most of the people at the track were asshats, and the rest of them were on-guard because so many people were asshats.

As I grew up I found the story was about the same regardless of the track, mostly jerks and anti-socials, or jerks and snobs. The only thing that varied was the level of snobbery. I eventually stopped trying to meet or talk to people because it was a major downer, everyone acted like they were the only knowledgeable person on earth, and everything was seen as some invisible threat to their status. 30-40 teams full of jerks with chips of their shoulders was more trouble than it was worth and at one point I was just going for the cars, then I quit going at all.

Many years passed and I found myself as a spectator at my first Lemons event at Altamont. I started the weekend with my usual defensive 1,000 yard stare and avoided interacting with people while taking photos of the rides. It wasn't long though before I got the feeling this was something different. Before the day was over I had met and laughed with members of several teams, and left with the impression this was where the "others" had gone.

At T-Hill our car had issues showing up, and we were taken in by another team, fed, entertained and made to feel completely welcome. I genuinely had more fun than I could ever remember. And I have seen this spirit at every race since.

We've met bunches of you, and though I'm slow to remember names, I recognize you, and feel like we are old friends. Indeed, several teams have become great friends, something that takes way too long at other venues. To me it's because Lemons is the greatest group of people in the world, and the fact we all like cars is just an insanely cool added bonus.

Sure the asshats and jerks will say what they will, but more importantly to me, when they stop by they stand a high chance of becoming converted. When the uninitiated talk down about Lemons it's really only because they have not yet tasted it. And you can rest assured no matter what is said, those who belong here will eventually find their way over...

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

I just had dinner with a friend who got into the same conversation with some drag racing buddies of his.

He tried explaining that Lemons is very similar to the early days of drag racing, when you did the deed for the chance to share a case of beer with your buddies.

They cried bullshit and he ended the argument by saying, "You know that $80,000 half-assembled motor you've got sitting in your garage? At least these guys are racing."

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

My car and theme is designed to poke fun at the greatest race cars in the world of motorsports history.

The Gulf Ford GT40's and Porsche 917's.

I think it's hilarious and I love driving through the paddock during a DE prior to a race with people looking on in total disbelief. Jaws dropping.
It's awesome!!

When they point me by, it's even better!!

http://www.914club.com/bbs2/uploads/post-15488-1268019880_thumb.jpg

http://www.914club.com/bbs2/uploads/post-15488-1268019935_thumb.jpg


KT

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Judge Jonny wrote:

I just had dinner with a friend who got into the same conversation with some drag racing buddies of his.

He tried explaining that Lemons is very similar to the early days of drag racing, when you did the deed for the chance to share a case of beer with your buddies.

They cried bullshit and he ended the argument by saying, "You know that $80,000 half-assembled motor you've got sitting in your garage? At least these guys are racing."

when we took the lincoln to the drag strip, a few of the old timers were there. they took one look at the fins, and smiled. several of them knew what it was. some of the younger guys looked at us like we weren't supposed to be there.

the scorpian won the nat'l a fuel championship three times, with fins.

to those who don't get it , i say screw em. they don't know what they're missing.....

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

It's funny you should post this.  Not 3 days before Sears Point we took our Shark Car out to Willow Springs for some track time and testing.  When we arrived there was but one other Team/Car there for the day.  One guess.......... a GT-3 team with their multi-million dollar rig.  It was great to see the look on their faces as we rolled up with our
beat up 83 BMW 528e Ghetto Charged Shark.  LOL (Surprised them when it did 115 down the straight.)
   Then while unloading the Tech walked over to me and "filled me in" on what they were doing.  Teaching a younger driver to drive before they put him a sequential gearboxed cup car.  Like we should watch out for them... Dick.  There were only 2 cars to run that day, ours and theirs.  But I really didn't think much about it.  But later I was filled in on some serious Ass comments they made to our wonderful lady driver, Antonia. Good thing I didn't hear them when they did say it.
   Apparently when Antonia got out of my truck with her fashionable winter attire, because it was COLD, one of the Tools said across the 50+ ft we were parked from them, "Did you miss the Mall?  The Mall is back down the road a mile."  Like I said, they are lucky, or I am, that I did not hear that fuck say that to our friend.  Then to top it off, and I don't want to make this political, later the tech read the HOPE Obama sticker in my back window and says, "Hope? Hah, HOPE he DIES!"   Prick!!

   Anyway, the real laugh was that the kid broke the shifter lever right off the mount around his 3rd lap.  Then once fixed they took it back out and the pressure plate started to act up and that was their day, done by 11.  LOL

    We don't want these rod up the butt tools racing with us.  But if they so choose to fully embrace what we have here, a family, then let them try.  Jay will boot them if they don't change their horsey colors.

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Interesting topic. I've raced with POC (Porsche Owners Club) at their Tribute to LeMans. I've raced a GT3RS. I've raced in two Lemons races now. Frankly, I EXPECTED demolition derby at my first Lemons gig, and was pleasantly surprised when I didn't find it. Infineon last weekend, w 150 cars, was amazing. None of our guys had any contact with anybody (except a light nudge of the right bun, no damage done). Lemons racing is REALLY GOOD RACING, and the world just doesn't know it yet. My friends that run Ferrari Challenge can't wait to do a Lemons race, and it won't cost them 25K for the weekend. Funny, the scariest, most dangerous car I ever raced was a 930 that I co-drove with Milt Minter at a POC event. The fire bottle was empty, but read "full," the suspension was held together w/ zip ties, our crew chief was an alcoholic and got removed from the hot pits for open container, etc. I saw a $100 bill exchange hands at tech inspection. OK, enough said.....

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

The attitude comes from the early races where there was a lot more contact and it was more demo derby.  That was the first impression that people got and it has stuck.  Now that we are past that, we have an absolute gem of a series.

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

argtv7 wrote:

None of our guys had any contact with anybody (except a light nudge of the right bun, no damage done).

Right bun?  Guess we know who you rubbed against...

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

BushWhacker says: "Then to top it off, and I don't want to make this political, later the tech read the HOPE Obama sticker in my back window and says, "Hope? Hah, HOPE he DIES!"   Prick!!"

Perhaps BushWhacker does not mean Whack President Bush but if it does there is a great deal of irony in that quote.

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

For all the folks here bashing SCCA, NASA and Porsche owners because they don't "get" Lemons, don't you see the hypocrasy in your possible lack of understanding what their priorities are?

I'm a Porsche owner, was a track-day hero for a number of years with the PCA and have come up through the autocross and NASA/SCCA, racing spec miata, Porsches and other stuff for the last 6 years.  I absolutely LOVE racing Lemons, and it is more fun than almost any other type of racing (soap track enduros come close), but club racing has some good points, too.  One thing you don't really get an opportunity to do at Lemons is go door to door with other cars that are very similar to your own.  Lemons is a lot more about traffic management than it is race-craft.  One isn't "better" than the other, but they're different.  And, regardless of what you'd like to imagine, Porsche racers will do anything in their power to help their competitors just like any NASA, SCCA, karting, circle track or motocross racer will.  Car people are car people, and in my experience, they're ALL good people.

I agree with the person that said there's a certain element of jealousy or resentment.  Being a "racer" used to be reserved for a select few, but Lemons definitely lowers the bar.  Consider yourself lucky if you got to go straight from commuter to wheel-to-wheel racer for just a few hundred bucks! smile smile

Bottom line - just because others don't respect Lemons doesn't mean you shouldn't respect their chosen form of racing.  OK, off my soap box.

Cheers,

Dean

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

dtfastbear wrote:

For all the folks here bashing SCCA, NASA and Porsche owners because they don't "get" Lemons, don't you see the hypocrasy in your possible lack of understanding what their priorities are?

I'm a Porsche owner, was a track-day hero for a number of years with the PCA and have come up through the autocross and NASA/SCCA, racing spec miata, Porsches and other stuff for the last 6 years.  I absolutely LOVE racing Lemons, and it is more fun than almost any other type of racing (soap track enduros come close), but club racing has some good points, too.  One thing you don't really get an opportunity to do at Lemons is go door to door with other cars that are very similar to your own.  Lemons is a lot more about traffic management than it is race-craft.  One isn't "better" than the other, but they're different.  And, regardless of what you'd like to imagine, Porsche racers will do anything in their power to help their competitors just like any NASA, SCCA, karting, circle track or motocross racer will.  Car people are car people, and in my experience, they're ALL good people.

I agree with the person that said there's a certain element of jealousy or resentment.  Being a "racer" used to be reserved for a select few, but Lemons definitely lowers the bar.  Consider yourself lucky if you got to go straight from commuter to wheel-to-wheel racer for just a few hundred bucks! smile smile

Bottom line - just because others don't respect Lemons doesn't mean you shouldn't respect their chosen form of racing.  OK, off my soap box.

Cheers,

Dean

+1 Well said, 100% in agreement

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Dean-  I guess it came off a bit wide cast.  Obviously it was a generalization.  And you, my friend, are the real exception. 
    Your point is well made, but mine was made with a real person experience and of course it should not paint all Porsche racers the same.
  All racing is awesome.  It's just that ALL Lemons ARE GREAT!!!!!   LOL

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

guys this thread is really the same problem some of those guys have.

this thread is no fun, and absolutely not about cars.

the moment we quit trying to have fun, and just purely enjoy cars, we have ego's, pissing matches, and all kinds of stuff to get jumbled in the mix.

please don't post over there.  please don't end with a smart comment, or be demeaning.  this whole industry was founded on two simple principles:

have fun with cars
compete against other people, while having fun with cars.

the moment you deviate from this, you lose site of #1, and ruin chances of #2.

lets have fun with automobiles guys, and if nothing else, enocurage others to.  some will enjoy them in different ways, some will not understand why some people do some things, but its your job, and my job as a car guy, to be car guys.

lets have fun yall.  this thread is no fun at all sad

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

What's funny is assuming the P-pricks are "real" racers... some are of course, but for 99% of them, the 'P' in Porsche stands for "Poseur". I consider myself a "real" racer, and my dad was one of the top Porsche salesmen in the country for 20 years... even had dinner with Ferry Porsche a time or two in Germany.... Yet for all I like the cars, I don't want to be one of "those" guys!

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24 (edited by soldmystang 2010-03-13 06:07 AM)

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

dtfastbear wrote:

For all the folks here bashing SCCA, NASA and Porsche owners because they don't "get" Lemons, don't you see the hypocrasy in your possible lack of understanding what their priorities are?

I'm a Porsche owner, was a track-day hero for a number of years with the PCA and have come up through the autocross and NASA/SCCA, racing spec miata, Porsches and other stuff for the last 6 years.  I absolutely LOVE racing Lemons, and it is more fun than almost any other type of racing (soap track enduros come close), but club racing has some good points, too.  One thing you don't really get an opportunity to do at Lemons is go door to door with other cars that are very similar to your own.  Lemons is a lot more about traffic management than it is race-craft.  One isn't "better" than the other, but they're different.  And, regardless of what you'd like to imagine, Porsche racers will do anything in their power to help their competitors just like any NASA, SCCA, karting, circle track or motocross racer will.  Car people are car people, and in my experience, they're ALL good people.

I agree with the person that said there's a certain element of jealousy or resentment.  Being a "racer" used to be reserved for a select few, but Lemons definitely lowers the bar.  Consider yourself lucky if you got to go straight from commuter to wheel-to-wheel racer for just a few hundred bucks! smile smile

Bottom line - just because others don't respect Lemons doesn't mean you shouldn't respect their chosen form of racing.  OK, off my soap box.

Cheers,

Dean

Dean, i respect your accomplishments and your opinion.  not sure i agree entirely however.

the Porsche forum is no different than the BMW forum.  there is an air of arrogance regarding Lemons there also.  with the BMW forum i get a feeling that "Club Racers" are meant to be revered.  there opinions are supposedly worth more and their experiences are more noteworthy because they compete in club racing. 

there are however at least two teams at CMP that consist of Spec E30 guys and they "get it".

you mention racecraft.  while the level of racecraft may not be as consistent top to bottom in Lemons, i believe many teams have shown racing ability in setting up passing and controlling their track environment.  certainly many of us could run with NASA in mixed group racing thanks in part to Lemons experience.

i think what baffles me the most is when racer types say Lemons isn't real racing.  what exactly defines "real racing"?  if 30 dudes on trycycles decide to compete on a roadcourse for 2 hours; wouldn't that be considered a race?

i have personally been "lit up" by a "real racer" on a forum and the reasons he gave for Lemons being a lesser series were very telling as to why real racer types don't enjoy it or get it regarding Lemons.

1)  arbitrary and unjust penalties
2)  junk cars all over
3)  no driving SOBs
4)  their POS car broke 

the real issue is one of CONTROL, they can't buy their way to reliability, they have no control over the flow of the race, and they are just another no-driving SOB in the eyes of the powers that be.

feel sorry for them i say, Lemons bruises their egos.

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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

soldmystang wrote:

3)  no driving SOBs
.

Your 'real racer' friend is actually correct on this one.... our team has 4 SOB drivers. wink

William
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