Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Maybe this attitude is derived from driving an "aspirational car."  We've gotten nothing but love from the Miata community.  But then again, even though Mazdas are the most raced make in the world on any given weekend, nobody but hairdressers and homosexuals would drive one.  They apparently aren't "real" cars.

-Kyle
Eyesore Racing
"That's probably wrong, but it's worth a shot."

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

forddragracer wrote:

when we took the lincoln to the drag strip, a few of the old timers were there. they took one look at the fins, and smiled. several of them knew what it was. some of the younger guys looked at us like we weren't supposed to be there.

the scorpion won the nat'l a fuel championship three times, with fins.

This one, Joe- http://www.cacklefest.com/Scorpion.shtml

El Capitan de los Bastardos De Lemons
1993 Linco Mark Ate
1957 Renault Dauphine
Driver with LemonSpeed's V6 Mustang

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Judge Jonny wrote:

They cried bullshit and he ended the argument by saying, "You know that $80,000 half-assembled motor you've got sitting in your garage? At least these guys are racing."

My name is Bill Strong. I run the largest Toyota MR2 website on earth. http://www.mr2oc.com  I am also the same guy that stuffed a Cadillac V8 into a 1987 Toyota MR2. http://www.v8mr2.com/

I am also the same guy that got beat to death by elitist ricers and Cadillac owners for doing the impossible. Shoving something really large into something really small. smile


Look at my back yard. Look at my reaction to the first time I started the car.
http://www.v8mr2.com/page72.asp

That is the same feeling I get when I think of Lemons. That is the same feeling I get on lap 1 and at the finish of the event at Lemons.

Since I have started partaking in Lemons events, every minute of every day I think, I live and I partake in the building of crap-can MR2s. My wife hates it. Thus I love it.
I have also ended all my other projects, including the V8 MR2, which has pissed off quite a few people, but come on, my engineering was actually quite dangerous and scary!

I love Lemons. And we sort of get the same look by SCCA / NASA MR2 racers. But what is funny, is that they see the amount of track time we get, and see how much fun we have from the start of the project to towing home what is left, and I think some of them are changing their minds.

What is even better, in my eyes, is that we are able to take cars that were destined for the junk heap, and send them to the hereafter in a blaze of glory on the track where cars really belong!

Bill Strong
Racing Strong Motorsports
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Soldmystang - I don't disagree with you on any of those points.  And, to be clear, I don't think Lemons doesn't demand racecraft.  Turning consistently fast laps in a Lemons field requires looking ahead, being smooth, anticipating and managing traffic, passing under braking, drafting, etc. etc. etc.  But, it hasn't in the 4 races that I've done, provided the SAME experience as being matched with 30, 40 or even 70 other cars with very similar power-weight-handling characteristics where you're fighting for positions with the same drivers for 30 minutes at a time.  With the exceptions of getting to battle with Clay occasionally and the whale car (500 buck chuck, now, I think) at T-Hill, and oh yeah, the Big Sausage car for a few laps near the end of the Buttonwillow race, I've had very few multi-lap battles with another car.  It's just *different* - that's all I'm saying.  Driving in a lot of traffic isn't for everyone.  Is it real racing - ABSOLUTELY!!!!!  I think Tom Neely's post in another thread summed it up best, and that guy has more experience racing than all of us.

And I totally get your point about the marque specific forums and the arrogance that exists there.  I'm part of a car-enthusiast email list, and only a few of them "get Lemons".  As another guy said, don't bother trying to justify or defend it to them.  We're already over-subscribed for races - we don't need them smile

See you all at T-Hill in just a few weeks!

Cheers,

Dean

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

I will not weigh in on the relative asshatedness of different race series...  There is plenty of asshattery to go around.

I will say one thing, I have gone all-in with Lemons: I have built a couple of competitive cars, I build cages for people, I work for the race organizers and I help out whomever I can.   

    I am also involved in NASA, SCCA, POC, etc.     Those racers are the meat of my business.     

   There is one question I am asked often.   "do you see racers moving up from Lemons to other series?"     My answer is always:   "nope, the migration is the other direction"    Indeed, There are unused racecars sitting at my shop, while their owners are racing in Lemons...   

-John

Gosh, my business card says 'Tech Tyrant'

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

TheHeckler wrote:
forddragracer wrote:

when we took the lincoln to the drag strip, a few of the old timers were there. they took one look at the fins, and smiled. several of them knew what it was. some of the younger guys looked at us like we weren't supposed to be there.

the scorpion won the nat'l a fuel championship three times, with fins.

This one, Joe- http://www.cacklefest.com/Scorpion.shtml

yep, got this video at northstar. scorpion is all the way to the right, next to the gizzlehopper. the far left car is a nailhead owned by Uncle Wayne Calvert. it''s going to be restored, and go on tour. aafd car.

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Over the past 25 years I've autocrossed, run some high speed events and raced
formula cars in the SCCA. Yes, in the Lemons Race you have to be better at timing
your passes due to the AMOUNT of cars on track, but not because every driver stinks!
Similiar to the SCCA, the top third of the drivers are good, the middle third are average
and the bottom third are newbies or just bad drivers who eventually realize this and do
something else.  In regards to the "928 Estate", I think it's great he's on the track
and most likely that car would have become a "parts" car in the near future if he hadn't
rescued it to race! Who cares if the Porsche "purists" turn their nose up to the car
because most of them haven't been on a track nor know an apex!

Ciao'

Mark

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WnpqA-6c1o

somebody might be able to watch it if i post it!!!!!!!

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

ifb_mole wrote:
dtfastbear wrote:

Paraphrasing: Real racing is for real racers, race, race, race, lines, wheel to wheel, real, race, etc.

Dean

+1 Well said, 100% in agreement

You two represent one way to look at Lemons, but you're totally denying the other--frankly better--aspects that separate Lemons from everything else.

Dean, ifb_mole, why don't you two try campaigning a stock TR7 made to look like Stone Henge, dress up like Margret Thatcher and hand out bangers and mash to everyone in the paddock?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

IMHO what's different between Lemons and real racing isn't as much what is different on the track or in the pits during the race but before and after. I'm a long-time autocrosser and what's kept me out of road racing until now is the relative lack of camaraderie off-track. Face it most road racer's go home by themselves after a race and don't communicate off-track much. Compare that to autocrossers where we not only hang out on the track but afterwards and many times between races too. That's what I like about Lemons, it combines the on-track experience of road racing with the off-track social aspects of autocrossing, all at a cost that's less than the cost of fielding a well-prepared autocross car. A win-win in my book.

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Bill Strong wrote:

I run the largest Toyota MR2 website on earth. http://www.mr2oc.com  I am also the same guy that stuffed a Cadillac V8 into a 1987 Toyota MR2. http://www.v8mr2.com/

Your fellow MR2 teams are glad to have you aboard Bill smile

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Bill Strong wrote:

I have also ended all my other projects, including the V8 MR2, which has pissed off quite a few people, but come on, my engineering was actually quite dangerous and scary!

Noooo. Bill finish the V-8 MR2 and run it in Lemons, your on the right track you just need to finish the job.

Team: V-Ram/Altamont Team: Knights of the Round Track/Reno/Buttonwillow/Thunderhill Team: Death Mobile/Sears 2010/Thunderhill/ChumpCar  Spokane/ MSR Houston/Buttonwillow/Sears. MRolla Project /Reno
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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Bender/StickFigureRacing wrote:
Bill Strong wrote:

I have also ended all my other projects, including the V8 MR2, which has pissed off quite a few people, but come on, my engineering was actually quite dangerous and scary!

Noooo. Bill finish the V-8 MR2 and run it in Lemons, your on the right track you just need to finish the job.

Unfortunately the two computers needed to run the engine and the transaxle could buy 4 Lemons racers. Don't think I haven't thought about it. But a Northstar using a forged crank and eagle rods and aftermarket cams with a custom ITBs wont pass BS. It would be a hell of a try, and would probably net me about 600 or so laps.

that would be fun though.

No, David Hawkins has a 89 Supra without an engine that I want. Nothing better than pissing off a bunch of Supra purists...

Bill Strong
Racing Strong Motorsports
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Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

I agree with all sorts of things in this post but disagree with it's beginning.

I have raced with SCCA, NASA and PCA guys all on my team in my car in Lemons.  If they didn't like it, they wouldn't keep coming back.

I have raced with a lot of Spec Miata drivers too.  I have not seen the attitudes attributed to many of the stereo typical "real" racers from these guys.

Although the PCA guy did get the car stuck in the gravel.

We got involved in Lemons at the first race at MSRH Oct 08.  At that race Jonny and Phil even commented on how clean the racing was. 

My car got it's first actual dents thanks to the nudists at MSR Feb 10 in our 5th race.  They are minor but the left headlight bucket is a bit of an oval now.

The racing and cars have steadily improved over each race.  Themes are improving too.

We never experienced anything like Altamont in Texas and only a couple of teams were experienced Lemons racers when the first race happened at MSR.  So we don;t know anything differently.

In our market I see and hear from SCCA and NASA driver's looking to get into Lemons.  We may have been looked down upon previously and occasionally still today.  However, many "real" racers feel like they are missing the party and want to come to Lemons.

There are drivers with bad attitudes everywhere, even in Lemons.  In Lemons they get an attitude check or they get trailered.

Regarding the flipped Escort at MSRH.  If that was the red City Garage Escort ZX2.  It comes as no surprise to me.  They almost hit me and about put me two off.  I was up on the curbing pretty far and I could have reached out and touched them.  It is unfortunate if they wrecked their car but it wasn't necessary to crowd anyone like that and they had it coming.  I believe I was not the only person on my team to have a very close encounter with them either.

The "real" racers I race with feel like Lemons is real racing.

To me we have a $500 Unlimited Class.  There is no Spec this or that.  We try whatever we can come up with.  Our cars are different in all sorts of ways yet many very different cars complete well together.  We do what we can with what we have.

I believe there is far more racecraft going on than anyone gives us credit for.  We have to judges our abilities and our cars abilities as we work our way through a field of very different cars and drivers.  We are not all driving the same cars on the same "line." 

We are going several cars wide through turns due to differences in cars and driving ability.  We have to chose our battles.

We run piles of crap for hours on end.

Sprint races don't require pit stops.  There is no fuel management in sprint racing.  Our tire management has to go well beyond 20-40 minutes.  Competitive teams are juggling all kinds of variables that never happen in sprint races. 

This is all just the racing part of Lemons.  Then there are the themes, costumes, crazy engineering and paddock parties.  The real races I have been to not nearly as entertaining as Lemons or as much fun.

A side note, the show Madhouse is an excellent example of what is wrong with a lot of racing.  Those guys or assholes and they push cars out of the way in a turn.  We could use the car in front of us to slow us down as we push them out of the way in a turn.  That's crappy driving in my opinion.  I'd like to see driver's like that get some Lemons justice.  Same with Nascar.  We are driving to a higher standard in my opinion and I like it.

Long live Lemons!

Troy

#35 LRE
1973 Datsun 240Z

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Are you auggesting we  duct tape Carl Edwards to ped-o-bear and make him hand out candy?  Bet he would think twice about wrecking anyone after that.  Or perhaps the ghost ride the whip?  I would actually go to a Nascar race to see that.

Bloomington, IN
We'll bring Beer!  Motorsports
Team Fiery Death! #0 2009 Lamest Day(65th), 2010 American Irony(24th), 2010 Detroit Bull(4th),2012 Capitol Offense (8th) 2012 American Irony (11 th), 2013 Capitol Offense (3rd) 2013 Chubba Chedder (4th, Judge Choice!) Now sadly part of a scrap pile. 
Toothless Racing Deadbeats #110 2011 Summit Point (61st) Currently being rebuilt into the new car!

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Bill Strong wrote:

Unfortunately the two computers needed to run the engine and the transaxle could buy 4 Lemons racers.

Computers? What? Aintcha never heard of ghetto-fabbed throttle-body-to-Holley-carb plywood adapter plates?

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Evil Genius wrote:

I will not weigh in on the relative asshatedness of different race series...  There is plenty of asshattery to go around.

I will say one thing, I have gone all-in with Lemons: I have built a couple of competitive cars, I build cages for people, I work for the race organizers and I help out whomever I can.   

    I am also involved in NASA, SCCA, POC, etc.     Those racers are the meat of my business.     

   There is one question I am asked often.   "do you see racers moving up from Lemons to other series?"     My answer is always:   "nope, the migration is the other direction"    Indeed, There are unused racecars sitting at my shop, while their owners are racing in Lemons...   

-John

I'm one of those.. Been in SCCA for 23 years, have done 5 Lemons, and about to do #6, and my completely freshened IT car is sitting waiting in the garage for its turn not having turned a wheel in several years now.....

For me, its been better than IT racing, because of more seat time, building what and how I want, and more importantly, more real racing. That's right, more. In SCCA, I've always been at the 'pointy' end of the field, but when somebody beats me, they are way out it front, and I'm way out in front of the rest of the pack... thus I usually go whole races without 'racing' anybody. This has been a lot more fun, though I don't take it any less seriously.

"Don't mess with Lexas!" LS400. We survived another one! See website link for build details.
Maker of the "unofficial Lemons fish!" - If you ask nice, I'll likely give you one at the track.

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Spinnetti wrote:

I'm one of those.. Been in SCCA for 23 years, have done 5 Lemons, and about to do #6, and my completely freshened IT car is sitting waiting in the garage for its turn not having turned a wheel in several years now.....

For me, its been better than IT racing, because of more seat time, building what and how I want, and more importantly, more real racing. That's right, more. In SCCA, I've always been at the 'pointy' end of the field, but when somebody beats me, they are way out it front, and I'm way out in front of the rest of the pack... thus I usually go whole races without 'racing' anybody. This has been a lot more fun, though I don't take it any less seriously.

Yes, exactly.  I ran several seasons in SCCA Showroom Stock, about 10 years ago.  I was a mid-pack finisher, though, and it was a sad thing to see the leaders check out a few laps into the race.  My races might as well have been track lapping days.  The whole experience just wasn't worth it, for me.  I sold my SSC car a while back, and I thought that I was done with racing until one of my teammates pulled me into Lemons.

Lemons racing has many attractive features, but on race day my favorite thing is the abundance of RACING.  I am passing (and being passed) every lap!  It's as if the chaos of the first couple of laps of an SCCA race lasts for my entire stint...and I love it.

Team Co-Craptain, Los Cerdos Voladores
Plymouth Neon
Yeah, we're horrible...but we're LEAST Horrible

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

Judge Jonny wrote:
ifb_mole wrote:
dtfastbear wrote:

Paraphrasing: Real racing is for real racers, race, race, race, lines, wheel to wheel, real, race, etc.

Dean

+1 Well said, 100% in agreement

You two represent one way to look at Lemons, but you're totally denying the other--frankly better--aspects that separate Lemons from everything else.

Boy, I sure don't think I said that and I know I don't think it...

I'm not denying anything - I love the pagentry, party and fun of Lemons, that's why I keep coming back.  I'm lauging constantly in and out of the car.  That RC car that won the pinewood derby was the highlight of my weekend.  But, I don't think I'm any less of a legit Lemons participant for enjoying (or discussing) the competitive driving aspects of it, too.

Respectully,

Dean

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

dtfastbear wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
ifb_mole wrote:

+1 Well said, 100% in agreement

You two represent one way to look at Lemons, but you're totally denying the other--frankly better--aspects that separate Lemons from everything else.

Boy, I sure don't think I said that and I know I don't think it...

I'm not denying anything - I love the pagentry, party and fun of Lemons, that's why I keep coming back.  I'm lauging constantly in and out of the car.  That RC car that won the pinewood derby was the highlight of my weekend.  But, I don't think I'm any less of a legit Lemons participant for enjoying (or discussing) the competitive driving aspects of it, too.

Respectully,

Dean

I'm not saying you are un-legit

I am however saying that I want to see you in fishnets with a strap-on holding hands with Ronald Reagan and passing out fish and chips.

That's all.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

All I say to snobs at the track or on other forums is "This car won more prize money in it's first race than your car will ever win, no matter how much carbon fiber gack you buy for it."

We all know what joy is found racing these cars, each one being a unique approach to a challenge.  Spraying money on a car and then loosing to someone who simply out spent you is no way to live.

Cars, cameras, and easy living...

47 (edited by squidbreath 2010-03-14 09:42 AM)

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

One of the things i like best about Lemons is that i can build any ridiculous contraption I can dream up as long as it does not cost too much.  There are almost no rules!

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

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Now where else could you race a car with an Enzo airdam mounted on the roof? Lemons is the place to let your imagination run wild and then some.

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

The good Dr. is 63 years old and I have raced in everything from drags to hill climbs.  I also have a couple of competition road racing licenses. This was my third Lemons event and the first in my own car. While there is a wide variety of driving talent, I found the racing competition to be just as tough as other events I have run in. All of us who have "come up through the ranks", attended drivers school to get licensed know that some of the Lemons folks do not have a through knowledge of some basic comp etiquette.  I know this so I never assume everyone out there drives like I do. If you get into trouble on the course, 99% of the time it is YOUR fault.  However, hopefully, you learn by your mistakes and no one else pays the price.  Driver’s costly mistakes make us all aware this is not a game of bumper cars. The Lemons organization is protecting themselves and all of us with their "fine tuning" of these fun racing events. The multitude of cars on the track helps me become a more aware driver.  If SCCA & NASA made it mandatory to race one Lemons event prior to them issuing comp licenses, they would probably have a higher number of better drivers.  If you can survive a two-day Lemons event, you can race anywhere.

Dr. No-Disturbed Brilliant Mind behind the "take no prisoners" 007 Jaguar

50 (edited by icemang17 2010-03-14 01:06 PM)

Re: Why so much HATE from "real racers"

GnomeFabTech wrote:

All I say to snobs at the track or on other forums is "This car won more prize money in it's first race than your car will ever win, no matter how much carbon fiber gack you buy for it."

We all know what joy is found racing these cars, each one being a unique approach to a challenge.  Spraying money on a car and then loosing to someone who simply out spent you is no way to live.

"Wallet Racing" is never fun...because someone always has a bigger wallet...  :>(  Thats the best part of Lemons....the wallet part is greatly minimized.....teams that are mechanically skilled and creative (theme) tend to do VERY well.... 

Even the fastest Lemons racer lap times are "slow" compared to "real" racers....but if you look at how much more $$$$ it takes to gain those few seconds per lap over a Lemons racer....its cubic $$$$ per second gained...  I figure my "real" race 928 cost me $6k per day that it actually ran....so I sold it for a HUGE loss and used the funds to support Lemons....BEST DECISION I EVER MADE....I have more seat time in the Lemons racer for a fraction of the cost...sure I was 9 seconds a lap faster in the "real" racer....but its just not worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard Doty
1984 Porsche 928 "Estate"
Porsche- "there is A substitute" Racing
Dirt Poorsche Racing #2