Topic: Get yer free Babes & Beaters of Lemons calendar!
You Sears Pointless vets may recall the sizzling vixens of Barbary Coast Burlesque posing with your cars. Well, I'm using those photos to make a calendar! Download the April month— featuring the lovely Lady Satan and Ruby White about to be eaten by the grille of the 146th-place Black Death Cressida— in handy PDF format, print it (at work), and hang it on your cubicle and/or garage. What could possibly go wrong?