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We've decided that politicians have cheapened the word "bribe" to the extent that it lacks the dignity demanded by the Lemons Supreme Court. Instead, teams should offer baksheesh in order to ensure quality justice.
BAKSHEESH!
What is the stencil going to say? Baksheeshed? Sheesh-ki-bought?
"lavish remuneration and bribes, rudely demanded but ever so graciously accepted by the natives in return for little or no services rendered."
That's not right. Our esteemed judges often demand receipts and documentation, but never bribes!
We've decided that politicians have cheapened the word "bribe" to the extent that it lacks the dignity demanded by the Lemons Supreme Court. Instead, teams should offer baksheesh in order to ensure quality justice.
BAKSHEESH!
Dont worry we have a couple of special baksheesh's lined up for you in Donaldsonville.
So, what's the proper etiquette for NorDal, since you two won't be making it out yonder way? Bribes or Baksheesh? Hong Kong Phooey, what say you?
Isn't baksheesh something you smoke in a hookah?
The advantage of baksheesh is that we get to yell "BAKSHEESH!" when a team purchases quality justice.
I really hope that this includes a stencil written in the correct language
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That just looks super badass
I really hope that this includes a stencil written in the correct language
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That just looks super badass
Needs to be bigger.
Damn, can't change the size of text on this board.
Yeah, that would look good on a stencil. I'm sure it will be a big hit in Texas, where they're such fans of linguistic diversity!
"We have both kinds: Country and Western"
We've decided that politicians have cheapened the word "bribe" to the extent that it lacks the dignity demanded by the Lemons Supreme Court. Instead, teams should offer baksheesh in order to ensure quality justice.
BAKSHEESH!
Lol... when you asked us for that, I had to tell my team mates what that meant! fortunately we had some... is it always expected now, even when not cheating? I'll have to add it to my expense list...
so basically nothing has really changed, ya'll are just calling bribes - culturally acceptable expressions of gratitude toward revered members of our society - these days then?
well BakSheesh Ya'll !!!!!
Ha-ha-ha! Um, this is weird...
"Types of baksheesh
1. Charity to beggars. In Pakistan beggars solicit alms by crying 'baksheesh, baba!".
Baksheesh Baba!! Baksheesh!
so basically nothing has really changed, ya'll are just calling bribes - culturally acceptable expressions of gratitude toward revered members of our society - these days then?
well BakSheesh Ya'll !!!!!
Do I detect a lack of respect for the justices of the Lemons Supreme Court? Duly noted.
soldmystang wrote:so basically nothing has really changed, ya'll are just calling bribes - culturally acceptable expressions of gratitude toward revered members of our society - these days then?
well BakSheesh Ya'll !!!!!
Do I detect a lack of respect for the justices of the Lemons Supreme Court? Duly noted.
Isn't baksheesh something you smoke in a hookah?
You're thinking of shiskah.
Isn't baksheesh something you smoke in a hookah?
You're thinking of shiskah.
So the judges really want chunks of grilled meat on a stick?
i was totally up for grilling some meat & veggies on a stick until i looked it up. then i though, OH, that would look pretty cool on a stencil...
EriktheAwful wrote:Isn't baksheesh something you smoke in a hookah?
You're thinking of shiskah.
So the judges really want chunks of grilled meat on a stick?
Who doesn't?
Isn't baksheesh something you smoke in a hookah?
You're thinking of shiskah.
shiksas?
Kizashi?
bless you
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