• From: Choctaw, Oklahoma
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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Hell, it might be spelled "shiksas". I always thought they were saying "shiskah".

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

ronman wrote:
roadki1 wrote:

I really hope that this includes a stencil written in the correct language

????

That just looks super badass

Needs to be bigger.

Damn, can't change the size of text on this board.

I tried the resize trick as well, I was just too lazy to go to another page and find it bigger or do it myself.  Thanks.

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

One more thing: BAKSHEESH!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

MurileeMartin wrote:
soldmystang wrote:

so basically nothing has really changed, ya'll are just calling bribes - culturally acceptable expressions of gratitude toward revered members of our society - these days then?

well BakSheesh Ya'll !!!!!

Do I detect a lack of respect for the justices of the Lemons Supreme Court? Duly noted.

absolutely not Your Honor, i was merely trying to say Ya'll are now "Too Legit to Quit"  smile

Baksheesh.........  !!!!!!!!

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

How do the judges prefer their bribes delivered? Discretely or Bluntly?

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Shvd_Box wrote:

How do the judges prefer their BAKSHEESH! delivered? Discretely or Bluntly?

Fixeded it for you.

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Shvd_Box wrote:

How do the judges prefer their bribes delivered? Discretely or Bluntly?

With great pomp and circumstance!

Team S-Audis delivered us our BAKSHEESH! in a gold painted box complete with a wonderful scroll that started out, "Greetings Infidels!"

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Team SAudi's scroll and golden box full of High Life was the highlight of BS inspections for me, and they even had theme music playing while they were presenting their BAKSHEESH!

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

BAKSHEESH!

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

I'll hail the mighty BAKSHEESH......

Rock on......all for it......

DONE......

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36 Reply by Buzz Killington (edited by Buzz Killington 2010-04-25 03:03 PM)

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

EriktheAwful wrote:

Hell, it might be spelled "shiksas". I always thought they were saying "shiskah".

a shiksa is much different.

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Is it anything like a shawarma? They're great with tzatziki ...

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

All this BAKSHEESH! reminds me of the Tunak video, I shall now share it with those few that have not seen it before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Buzz Killington wrote:
EriktheAwful wrote:

Hell, it might be spelled "shiksas". I always thought they were saying "shiskah".

a shiksa is much different.

we just call them "DirtyFeet" around here.................... smile

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40 Reply by mtbrob (edited by mtbrob 2010-04-26 09:42 AM)

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

Between the Bakeesh stencil and the Green party stickers on our car - we'll never get across the border.

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

roadki1 wrote:

All this BAKSHEESH! reminds me of the Tunak video, I shall now share it with those few that have not seen it before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

Finally, the long awaited translated version! Dirty rats in tacky coats for the win!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSpI4oZoDc

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Pete, did you check out buffalax's other mondegreens?  Benny Lava totally owns.

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Re: Lemons Supreme Court to stop taking bribes!

roadki1 wrote:

All this BAKSHEESH! reminds me of the Tunak video, I shall now share it with those few that have not seen it before.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

Um, is it bad that I've had that song in my MP3 player for quite a while and actually like it.  Have it in one of my YouTube playlists too.

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