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Topic: what be "your" porn name?

since I am severely under-employed these days, i have this kind of time.  the rule of thumb is generally this.......... first pet's name /  the name of the street you grew up on.

for example, dachsund named Fritz,  grew up on Willow Street.



Fritz Willow......... my porn name.   smile

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oh god, that makes be Buckethead Keppler

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We figured Johnny Mags (Magnus on here)porn name out a few years back. As we were building a cage and I looked up from welding there johnny stood with a tube in his hand that said Econo-Rod down the side. He smiled and said it was his stage name. We laughed our asses off.


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Re: what be "your" porn name?

Mine's pretty boring... Kelly David
but TommyTipover... that could work.

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It would be Zappa Sixth, only I have a real porn name.

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i've heard a variant that used middle names + street names. Mine would just come out WEIRDif i used pet names.

Pie-whacket Elsmarie
Nikki Linfield (for a guy?! I'd have to be a tranny for this to work)
Sunni Woodhaven (hey, not bad! cept i didnt grow up on that street...)

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Claude B Street

Sounds more like a character from "Jackie Brown"

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computergui wrote:

Beuford Boynton

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Ummm, mine doesn't really work for a guy, but it's a pretty funny chick porn name.  Friskey Anita

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Meet Charlie....Charlie Ocean.

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Duke Heatherdale.

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Ziggy Whitehead when I moved out on my own, but............................................. as a child  Lady DeArment

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Chewy Ems: maybe if I did all male porn.

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wow. 

Rip Redwood

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Nice...  I grew up on a whole bunch of different streets:

Buster Public
Buster Roppongi
Buster Snuff Mill

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Jer wrote:

wow. 

Rip Redwood

i think we have a winner.   smile

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Jer wrote:

wow. 

Rip Redwood

nice

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I win:

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