• From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
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Topic: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

We've got a penalty in mind that's going to require about 15 to 20 feet of chain. It won't be used to tow anything, so low-strength plastic or lightweight metal chain is fine. Chain must have sufficient link size to permit locking with standard padlock. First team to bring us a suitable piece of chain wins a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card.

We also need pit transportation. Bikes are fine and we could totally use a couple, but now we've become spoiled by the various unsafe motorized vehicles that teams have loaned us recently. Quad, sand rail, shorty VW bus, whatever you've got. We might kill the engine and/or leave it upside-down and on fire in the pond-full-o-poisonous-snakes, so keep that in mind when loaning us a vehicle. Get Out Of Penalty Box Free cards issued to team that loans us a couple of bikes, and another to a team that loans us a suitably judgely motorized pitmobile.

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  • From: Angier
  • Registered: 2009-09-19
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Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

ugh, i'm not bringing the truck.  otherwise.........

whatever it was i didn't do it
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  • From: East Egypt NC
  • Registered: 2010-01-03
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Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

soldmystang wrote:

ugh, i'm not bringing the truck.  otherwise.........

YOu could loan them your fork lift

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  • From: Los Fucking Angeles
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
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Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

Someone must have some odd, VW-engined something or other for us.

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  • From: Golden, CO
  • Registered: 2009-05-02
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Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

Sure, you'll have to go to NY to get it, but how cool is this?

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  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

Don't forget that we need some chain for our new, cruel penalty. Chain gets you a GOOPBF card, too.

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  • From: Simpsonville, SC
  • Registered: 2009-05-28
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Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

I've got you covered for the chain... will find you Friday morning.

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  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

Hooray for chain! You'll like our latest addition to the Lemons Penal System.

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  • From: Richmond VA
  • Registered: 2009-09-18
  • Posts: 565

Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

I've got a few mountain bikes I'll bring along for y'all (used intentionally)

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Winner Porsche Cup CMP Spring 09 (944), Winner class 2 CMP Spring 10 (Audi 100), Organizers Choice CMP Spring 10 (Merc S500), Grassroots Motorsports Most From the Least CMP spring 10 (audi 100), Overall Winner Capitol Offense 2010 (Merc S500), Winner on laps Capitol Offense 2011 (Merc S500), Organizers Choice Capitol Offense 12 (Mercillac).
  • Registered: 2009-07-31
  • Posts: 25

Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

I have a KIA Scooter Cruiser 800 (push scooter w/handbrakes)...both scoots and cruises.  Maybe you could use it in the chain penalty, It would make a fine paddock transport vehicle also.  Totally green,
only emissions are the operators. GIPBF ?

  • Registered: 2009-07-31
  • Posts: 25

Re: You want Get Out Of Jail Free cards for CMP? Sure you do!

Or even better, a GOOPF