Topic: First event - bribes?

We will be blowing up (I'm sure) at our first event in June.  What is good grease for a bribe?  I'm going to Mexico next week.

Rich DeFrancisco
Chump Change Racing aka "The Bridesmaids"
1986 BMW 535im
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2 (edited by doctawife 2010-05-20 07:04 PM)

Re: First event - bribes?

Good, local, small-batch Tequila or Rum.

Johnny and Phil LOVE Shiner beer - or maybe that's just at the Louisiana race 'cause everything else was Bug Light.

Massive quantities of shrimp have gone over well in the past.

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT bring sh!t beer.  It will be poured over your engine.

I'm the doctor who is a wife. Which makes the grease hard to explain to my patients... www.tetanusneon.com.

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doctawife wrote:

Good, local, small-batch Tequila or Rum.



Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT bring sh!t beer.  It will be poured over your engine.

Or worse, poured inside your race car.

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Very nice, my kind of guys!  I poured a beer inside the car just last night.  For some reason my cage fabricator did not like it.  Made an interesting sizzle on the floor.

Rich DeFrancisco
Chump Change Racing aka "The Bridesmaids"
1986 BMW 535im
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Your Soul!

Troy

#35 LRE
1973 Datsun 240Z

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Had to give it to the wife to build this German Souse

Rich DeFrancisco
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1986 BMW 535im
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c-notes

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Cambodian children who are versed in brewery techniques, MIG welding, and segway repair.

El Capitan de Substandard Racing -  Houston, Tx
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Re: First event - bribes?

doctawife wrote:

Good, local, small-batch Tequila or Rum.

Johnny and Phil LOVE Shiner beer - or maybe that's just at the Louisiana race 'cause everything else was Bug Light.

Massive quantities of shrimp have gone over well in the past.

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT bring sh!t beer.  It will be poured over your engine.

or in your engine.

lots of giid advice here.  pretty much any good booze will work well.

mike - Schumacher Taxi Service
12+-time loser
"Winner" - We Got Screwed, NJMP '11

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Single Malt

Gosh, my business card says 'Tech Tyrant'

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I picked them up something in Cozumel and smuggled it back on the plane.  Thanks for the help!

Rich DeFrancisco
Chump Change Racing aka "The Bridesmaids"
1986 BMW 535im
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Good plan.

I'm the doctor who is a wife. Which makes the grease hard to explain to my patients... www.tetanusneon.com.

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Being able to provide your judges with cold, high-quality beer and tasty pork-based food products after a hard day in the Penalty Box also makes an excellent impression.

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natty for sure