• From: Houston (Spring) Texas
  • Registered: 2010-02-22
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Topic: Houston Honda Fans?

I'm trying to put together a team for Yeehaw in September. If you like Hondas I would like you on the team.

The car is as Uber cheaty as a $500 honda can be: 96 Integra GSR.
But I got it for $500 because the last owner hit something, spun around and bounced off a curb. He then parked it in a junk yard for two years.

This won't be your typical Integra: The handling is F'ed, but motor is making great power.

Don't worry, I have the perfect theme planned. It will include a large, drag-inducing ordiment to keep the BS laps down.

I am also posting this in the HR section. Lemons Newcomers just gets more traffic.

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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  • From: Houston (Spring) Texas
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Re: Houston Honda Fans?

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs554.snc3/30308_436073735271_189928185271_6204167_4976320_n.jpg

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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  • From: Spring, TX
  • Registered: 2009-10-25
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Re: Houston Honda Fans?

So judges, if I bring the welder can I personally weld the spike in front of the radiator for this cheatermobile?

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  • From: Houston (Spring) Texas
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Re: Houston Honda Fans?

mikespeed95 wrote:

cheatermobile?

before you say that, look at the front end:

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs126.snc3/17352_296484945271_189928185271_5075552_6453925_n.jpg

and the rear end (it has more positive camber on one wheel then a lemon car has negative on all wheels):
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs126.snc3/17352_296484935271_189928185271_5075551_2342430_n.jpg

The only thing that worked on the car when i got it, was the sunroof, but it wouldn't shut because the frame was so jacked. It sat like this in front of a junk yard for two years

and this is how I am fixing everything to keep it under the $500 limit
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs146.snc3/17352_296485010271_189928185271_5075563_2174979_n.jpg

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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Re: Houston Honda Fans?

Here is the positive camber i was talking about
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs417.snc3/25126_411749885271_189928185271_5565391_7080554_n.jpg

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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6 Reply by Hoonatic Racing (edited by Lemonade Time Racing 2010-06-14 07:01 PM)

  • From: Houston (Spring) Texas
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Re: Houston Honda Fans?

instead of moving the frame back to its original location, i am leaving it where it is, and moving everything else; like the motor mounts:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs603.snc3/31768_438409105271_189928185271_6267190_2584133_n.jpg

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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Re: Houston Honda Fans?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Houston-T … amp;ref=mf

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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