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Topic: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Looks like El Skinflinto Supremo Lamm has decided to fish out some airfare money from the cushions of his Rolls Camargue, which means you'll have the Not-So-Honorable Justices Jonny and Phil at the New England race. That's the bad news. The good news is that we'll give your team a coveted Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card, and all you need to do is provide us with some sort of motor vehicle for us to use as our Judgemobile for the weekend. It won't leave the grounds of Stafford Motor Speedway, but it will be used to lead Ghost Ride The Whip parades, Joe Arpaio Chain Gangs, etc. Here's the fine print:

1. We might strap the Ghost Ride The Whip Boombox to the roof and tie it to the vehicle with rope and/or bungee cords. This means it might get scratched up.

2. The GRTWB requires some sort of 12-volt battery for its sophisticated sliced-from-jumper-cables power connector. If you have a negative-earth, 6-volt Wolseley Six, you'll need to drop a 12-volt battery in the back seat for us.

3. We might leave all the windows open in the rain, attack the upholstery with weed-whackers and/or our pack of rabid opussums, cook up some meth in the trunk, etc. Choose your potential Judgemobile with the idea that it has a good chance of getting beat up.

4. Check out some past Judgemobiles!

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Hmm, Im not actually entered but it might be fun to come up for the weekend.

I could offer you a choice but I think I know the answer....

Door A
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs511.ash1/30160_10150197515675121_707995120_12358915_488626_n.jpg

Door B - since you mentioned 6v positive ground
http://www.misfittoysracing.com/images/stude1.jpg

Door C
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs618.snc3/32507_10150222037485121_707995120_13012621_3491662_n.jpg

http://wartburg.misfittoysracing.com
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3 Reply by UDMan (edited by UDMan 2010-07-12 04:34 PM)

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

OK, what about this?
http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2687/4661/31717330007_large.jpg

4 Reply by Buzz Killington (edited by Buzz Killington 2010-07-12 04:58 PM)

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Judge Phil wrote:

Looks like El Skinflinto Supremo Lamm has decided to fish out some airfare money from the cushions of his Rolls Camargue, which means you'll have the Not-So-Honorable Justices Jonny and Phil at the New England race.

sweet.


JThw8 wrote:

Hmm, Im not actually entered but it might be fun to come up for the weekend.

I could offer you a choice but I think I know the answer....

Door A
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak- … 8626_n.jpg


Door C
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak- … 1662_n.jpg

um, yes...yes, it would be fun to come up for the weekend.

either of these would be great judgemobiles.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

I think the Wartburg wins!

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Judge Phil wrote:

I think the Wartburg wins!

I'll see if I can get away for the weekend, sadly if Im coming up that way it would be better to come with an empty trailer so I could get the aforementioned free 914 but I can look at it as a trial run if I can break away.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

JThw8 wrote:
Judge Phil wrote:

I think the Wartburg wins!

I'll see if I can get away for the weekend, sadly if Im coming up that way it would be better to come with an empty trailer so I could get the aforementioned free 914 but I can look at it as a trial run if I can break away.

We wouldn't ask you to render your trailer unfit for free 914 hauling. Instead, get the 914, make it run, and we'll use that as the Judgemobile!

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Cars with roll cages make lousy judgemobiles.

VW Things, however...!!!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Nothing will ever beat the VW Halfabus.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

I'm brining my truck (Titan) and while that is not a LeMony type of judgemobile, it will be there and available for use.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

RobL wrote:

I'm brining my truck (Titan) and while that is not a LeMony type of judgemobile, it will be there and available for use.

Titan? and you call yourself a Judge...

Buy a Hupmobile, kid!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Judge Jonny wrote:

Buy a Hupmobile, kid!

I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, son.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

You know you spend too much time on facebook when your reading a post on a forum and go looking for the like button.

Instead I'll just use this.../grabs popcorn

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

RobL wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:

Buy a Hupmobile, kid!

I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, son.

Oh god, without question.

But I'm sure you'll agree that the sentence, "Get a Hupmobile" has never been uttered without the tacked on, "kid!"

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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yep, lol.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

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17 Reply by Speedycop (edited by Speedycop 2010-07-14 07:01 AM)

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

So you will or won't be needing the 400EX?

I could also bring the Mini Trail 70 to putter around on. Starts on one kick, and no clutch to fool with...

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

We love the 400EX. Does it produce 12 volts for the Ghost Ride The Whip Box?

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19 Reply by Speedycop (edited by Speedycop 2010-07-14 01:50 PM)

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

You don't need to run it off that when you have my jump box or spare car battery hooked up to the box. I can weld up a rack REAL EASY if you wanna carry both...

Or, I could make a sidecar for the Mini Trail 70, and you can put the box and battery in that.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

Speedycop wrote:

You don't need to run it off that when you have my jump box or spare car battery hooked up to the box. I can weld up a rack REAL EASY if you wanna carry both...

Or, I could make a sidecar for the Mini Trail 70, and you can put the box and battery in that.

I think you're going to be too busy thrashing on (insert type of insane engine swap here) for the 96 hours prior to the race to have time to set up anything like that.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

What's an hour or two for the Judges? No big deal, just give me the word. I wasn't sure you'd want the quad for such a small facility, but you know we'll bring it if you want it.

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Re: Want a Get Out Of Jail Free card? We need a Stafford Judgemobile!

As I said to Nick Pon, "Without the Quad, is it really racing?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Done.

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