Topic: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Cut and pasted below. Sorry if the number formatting goes all wonky.

Pos.    Team No.    Name    Laps
1    998    Off Consistantly    369
2    760    POSRacing.com    365
3    72    B-Team - Kill Phil    362
4    711    Eyesore Racing    361
5    98    Beyond Petroleum    360
6    34    Team California Mille    352
7    95    Spirit of Joe    345
8    84    Barbarian Motorworks    343
9    26    Team Apathy Blown Seal Racing    343
10    647    Hit & Run    342
11    46    Rice Rocket Racing    341
12    41    R.A.T.S. Racing    340
13    555    Mazdarachis    338
14    21    The Porsche Boyz 1    337
15    911    Eyesore Racing II    336
16    746    Filthy Tron    327
17    707    Silly Dreams    325
18    101    Priapism Racing    325
19    0    Team Bavarian Ranchero: Special Deliverance    322
20    114    Zoom-Zoom... BOOM    321
21    89    Track to the Future II    319
22    81    reversed darwinism IV: sledgehammer sh!tbreakers    316
23    91    Communists R Us    312
24    97    Death Cab Do-Over    311
25    51    Uber Vogel: Hans-Am    311
26    969    Volcano Motorsports    296
27    242    Faulknor Auto Racing Team    296
28    117    The Fat and The Furious    286
29    105    Team Red Bear    281
30    77    Haulin' Bass    279
31    4    Cosmorita Cowboys with Lady Godiva    279
32    43    Faster Farms Chickens IV- Plumped and Ready to Bake    276
33    87    BROverload Racing    273
34    56    Dai Hard 2: Dai Another Day    273
35    151    Budget Racing    271
36    69    Crazy Taxi    271
37    93    Bird Brain Racing    267
38    9    Animal House    267
39    245    Bernal Dads Racing 2    266
40    99    Ecurie Ecrappe    263
41    888    Fast Times @ Placer High    261
42    24    PIT CREW REVENGE    257
43    11    CajunCoonasses dba Spinal Crap    253
44    111    Hans und Franz Racing    253
45    724    Excuse Me    246
46    37    Caffeine Unlimited    242
47    177    Rascally Rabbit Racing    242
48    143    Team Uberbird    235
49    127    SmorgasBorg    232
50    224    Import Auto    227
51    13    Jammed-Up    225
52    3    CajunCoonasses dba Deaf Leppard    223
53    28    Frak this racing    218
54    552    The Cannonball Bandits - La Migra    213
55    74    TEAM HURLING MOSS    211
56    189    SteamPunkaZoid Racing    207
57    83    Dirty Duck Racing    205
58    62    SD Minis Team Bean    203
59    58    Panting Polar Bear Racing    200
60    73    More Cowbell    195
61    187    Hit & Run 2    193
62    914    LaHonda Bandit Racing Grope    191
63    7    Crash for Clunkers    190
64    959    Sin City Lemons    181
65    100    Grip Racing    180
66    1    San Jose Scalawags    177
67    8    Team Tinyvette    177
68    193    CLERGY MC    174
69    61    BBQ Rubber Chicken    174
70    453    Racer X    170
71    33    Fraidy Cat Racing    167
72    300    Snowspeeder Pilots Association    167
73    60    Gone in 60 Laps    165
74    745    MISHAT II: The Wagoning    160
75    243    Bernal Dads Racing    152
76    109    Nerd Herd    152
77    666    I Wanna Roc    151
78    57    A-Team The Anarchy Edition    148
79    23    King Henry V8th    148
80    76    Dutch Touch Racing    140
81    90    Chim Chim Racing    134
82    55    The Cannonball Bandits - Coyote    133
83    86    Mouse Trap Racing    127
84    63    LEMON DEMOLITION    124
85    82    The Eager Beavers    117
86    420    Red Cross Relief    112
87    419    Dead-Head-Racing    109
88    771    GimpPimp    102
89    30    Thundercock Racing Team #2    100
90    48    Far too fast    99
91    999    Flamin' Rods    95
92    45    E=MCHAMMERED    88
93    16    Lipstick on a Pig    74
94    500    Speed Racer    64
95    908    EASY 908/14    61
96    330    Dust n Debris    59
97    70    Dori Dori D'oh    58
98    12    Blood Drive    44
99    240    Import Alloy Racing    42
100    399    Rockin Rollers    37
101    85    Huey Newis and the Lose    34
102    325    Thundercock Racing Team #1    34
103    39    Team Cant Am    34
104    200    Cancer Fighters USA    15
105    78    Team StimPack: Cornhuligans    9
106    997    Communists R Us 2    9
107    5    Project Fate Racing    0
108    6    Abiggish Messen Gemachen Schweinrennengruppe    0
109    18    Apollo 18    0
110    20    Herrera-Oviedo Racing    0
111    44    Pendejo Engineering    0
112    66    Clueless Party Vikings Vintage Racers Group    0
113    181    A Lemon Entry    0
114    182    The Black Flags    0
115    339    Full O Bull Racing    0
116    404    Geek Squad Racing    0
117    777    Team Barney    -4
118    2    The Porsche Boyz 2    -500
119    289    Boat Night Derelicts Racing    -999
120    14    MAXIMUS FORGIVENESS    -999
121    80    My Car is More Famous Than Your Car    -999

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

Mandatory disclaimer: all opinions expressed are mine alone & not those of 24HOL, its mgmt, sponsors, etc.

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

One race... I leave for one friggin' race and a Z wins. What's next -- Trekkor get's a decent theme? Ryan from Blanco Basura actually wins something? The British guy from the B-Team gets braces for his foreskin?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

More proof that the universe loves the absurd: Jonny was the Voice of Reason.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

Mandatory disclaimer: all opinions expressed are mine alone & not those of 24HOL, its mgmt, sponsors, etc.

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Great race.

Had some visits to the penalty box that ended with a re-themed car...


We missed Knuckles.


KT

TH 2009- 40th ~ SP 2010- 13th Class Bad win!! TH 2010- 17th ~TH 2010- 16th  SP 2011- 20th ~ RF 2011- 13th Least Horrible Yank Tank ~ TH 2011- 79th
SP 2011- 105th ~ SP 2012- 119th ~ SP 2013- 139th ~ BW 2013- 17th
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Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

I'd like to thank all the teams that blew up for helping us place mid-pack. We spent half of Saturday in the pits but all day Sunday on the track.

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Judge Jonny wrote:

One race... I leave for one friggin' race and a Z wins. What's next -- Trekkor get's a decent theme? Ryan from Blanco Basura actually wins something? The British guy from the B-Team gets braces for his foreskin?

Ouch.

-The British guy from the B-Team

Chotus! Chotus! Chotus! Chotus!

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Hey guys!

Who got the awards for the Arse-Sweat-Apalooza?!

Melissa from The Black Flags

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Oh ya duh--pictures and videos!

http://picasaweb.google.com/crimgal/ArseSweatAPolloza#

Please let me know if the link doesn't work.

9 (edited by vizlvr 2010-08-09 01:41 PM)

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

m610 wrote:

I'd like to thank all the teams that blew up for helping us place mid-pack. We spent half of Saturday in the pits but all day Sunday on the track.

From one fake Vette to another- You're welcome! wink
Seriously though, it was our first race and tho we were on the trailer by 2pm sat we had a GREAT time and are already making plans for Buttonwillow (starting with engine rebuild vs. Swap in something else)
Thanks everyone!

Import Alloy Racing
The Little Red Poorvette

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

melissak wrote:

Hey guys!

Who got the awards for the Arse-Sweat-Apalooza?!

Melissa from The Black Flags

We pulled in the Organizer's Choice
IOE - The King Richard DeVille
The only MR2 team won the MR2 cup smile
Z Cup, Overall win - Off Consistantly (spelled incorrectly on purpose)
Heroic Fix - Team Stimpack
Grassroots Motorsports Most From the Least - Faster Farms Chicken Belvedere
I got screwed - Uberbird sad sad sad sad sad (I love this car)
70's contender (?) - 240Z Rice Rocket Racing, I think
Judge's Choice - B Team (second choice, the original winners had left already)
Good - F'ed up
Bad - 95 VW Golf
Ugly - Daihatsu Charade

That's all I could pull from my video...  I think I got 'em all.

The Cannonball Bandits | Facebook Fan Page | Unununium Medal Winners 2010
3X Organizer's Choice Winner 2010 - Sears Pointless, Goin' For Broken, Arse Sweat-A-Palooza
1X Organizer's Choice Winner 2011 - Arse Sweat-A-Palooza

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Make sure Judge Johnny gets the card we bought him! 

-The Golden Girls

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Part of the awards ceremony:


http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8811703


KT

TH 2009- 40th ~ SP 2010- 13th Class Bad win!! TH 2010- 17th ~TH 2010- 16th  SP 2011- 20th ~ RF 2011- 13th Least Horrible Yank Tank ~ TH 2011- 79th
SP 2011- 105th ~ SP 2012- 119th ~ SP 2013- 139th ~ BW 2013- 17th
Follow Filthy on Facebook: Flailing Lizard Motorsports

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Trekkor and craznoe--thank you!

MR2=Snowspeed Pilots Association!  (They adopted The Black Flags after we helped fixed their car)

smile

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8811895

Last clip.
( battery ate it... )


KT

TH 2009- 40th ~ SP 2010- 13th Class Bad win!! TH 2010- 17th ~TH 2010- 16th  SP 2011- 20th ~ RF 2011- 13th Least Horrible Yank Tank ~ TH 2011- 79th
SP 2011- 105th ~ SP 2012- 119th ~ SP 2013- 139th ~ BW 2013- 17th
Follow Filthy on Facebook: Flailing Lizard Motorsports

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Who were the Judges Choice winners who had left?

Import Alloy Racing
The Little Red Poorvette

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

craznoe wrote:
melissak wrote:

Hey guys!

Who got the awards for the Arse-Sweat-Apalooza?!

Melissa from The Black Flags

We pulled in the Organizer's Choice
IOE - The King Richard DeVille
The only MR2 team won the MR2 cup smile
Z Cup, Overall win - Off Consistantly (spelled incorrectly on purpose)
Heroic Fix - Team Stimpack
Grassroots Motorsports Most From the Least - Faster Farms Chicken Belvedere
I got screwed - Uberbird sad sad sad sad sad (I love this car)
70's contender (?) - 240Z Rice Rocket Racing, I think
Judge's Choice - B Team (second choice, the original winners had left already)
Good - F'ed up
Bad - 95 VW Golf
Ugly - Daihatsu Charade

That's all I could pull from my video...  I think I got 'em all.

Scott here from the Rice Rocket Racing Team.  We did get the award for the top finishing car from the 70s, however, Team California Mile actually beat us in their 79' Alfa Veloce.  We were pitted next to those guys and they said they won it previously, so maybe Jay wanted to share the 70s love with us since we were a new team with the old Rice Rocket name though.

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Does anyone happen to have the entire ceremony recorded? I saw a lot of cameras rolling, so someone must have it. A couple of our team members couldn't make it to the race, and we'd love to share our brief moment of glory-by-default with them.

- Quinn "Uma" Dunki, on behalf of the B-Team.

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

I still can't believe I missed this race...though I would have been zero help to the team while they were installing a new engine.

Uberbird!

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

BTeam_Blondie wrote:

Does anyone happen to have the entire ceremony recorded? I saw a lot of cameras rolling, so someone must have it. A couple of our team members couldn't make it to the race, and we'd love to share our brief moment of glory-by-default with them.

- Quinn "Uma" Dunki, on behalf of the B-Team.

I got it on video, but it's ~400mb at the moment.  Lemme see if I can youtube it...

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

m610 wrote:

I'd like to thank all the teams that blew up for helping us place mid-pack. We spent half of Saturday in the pits but all day Sunday on the track.

Saturday was a bit rough... I had a nice pace going then the tranny got stuck in 3rd due to a failed synchro...but the team was great and changed it in just over an hour......then some penalties ended our day...so a grand total of 47 laps on Saturday but 130 on Sunday is pretty good...

Richard Doty
1984 Porsche 928 "Estate"
Porsche- "there is A substitute" Racing
Dirt Poorsche Racing #2

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

So lets see...the Z managed to average a touch over 23 laps an hour for 16 hours.....which works out to an average of 2:36 laps INCLUDING STOPS................................  I remember watching the live feed and their best time was around a 2:18 but they STILL were clicking off 2:22's right up to the end....very impressive!!

Richard Doty
1984 Porsche 928 "Estate"
Porsche- "there is A substitute" Racing
Dirt Poorsche Racing #2

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

priapism wrote:
BTeam_Blondie wrote:

Does anyone happen to have the entire ceremony recorded? I saw a lot of cameras rolling, so someone must have it. A couple of our team members couldn't make it to the race, and we'd love to share our brief moment of glory-by-default with them.

- Quinn "Uma" Dunki, on behalf of the B-Team.

I got it on video, but it's ~400mb at the moment.  Lemme see if I can youtube it...

Awesome, thanks! That'd be much appreciated!

- Q

Re: Arse-Sweat 2010 Results

Judge Jonny wrote:

One race... I leave for one friggin' race and a Z wins. What's next -- Trekkor get's a decent theme? Ryan from Blanco Basura actually wins something? The British guy from the B-Team gets braces for his foreskin?

Yup, you threw everything off by running off to get a 'real job'.  Judge Armand is clearly wise and cruel beyond his years, but sumpin just weren't the same without you there.  And then the Z happened.  Heck, we even kept a 7MGE running all weekend!  Next thing you know Craig will be making us build the fx into an actual contender without ANY middle fingers raised to the alws of aerodynamics... 

What?  It could happen, just saying.