• yodogg
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Topic: Maybe not dirt racing, but how about RALLY Lemons!

As awesome as the leapfrog passing video is, it also underscores what miserable clusterfu&@ a Lemons style dirt race would be. On the other hand a two day stage rally format would be a lot safer and still hella fun!

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Re: Maybe not dirt racing, but how about RALLY Lemons!

Do want.

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Re: Maybe not dirt racing, but how about RALLY Lemons!

I always like the idea of a 50-50 race....where 1/2 is dirt and the other is paved.....most likely a train wreck...but it sure would be interesting

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  • Mulry
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Re: Maybe not dirt racing, but how about RALLY Lemons!

We should get the Pikes Peak hillclimb folks to let us have a Lemons division. That's half paved, half dirt. I wonder if any of us could make it to the top.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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  • yodogg
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Re: Maybe not dirt racing, but how about RALLY Lemons!

I second that !

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Re: Maybe not dirt racing, but how about RALLY Lemons!

Mulry wrote:

I wonder if any of us could make it to the top.

Not even if we got out and walked the remainder!

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