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Topic: The Stig is now available...

...perhaps someone can convince him to run a Lemons race?
The Stig is 'sacked'

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  • From: Baltimore, MD
  • Registered: 2010-05-20
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Re: The Stig is now available...

The Ben Collins thing is just a distraction. The real Stig has been running for us for quite some time now.


In related news, his laptimes on TV are all fake as hell.

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  • Registered: 2009-05-06
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Re: The Stig is now available...

EyeMWing wrote:

In related news, his laptimes on TV are all fake as hell.

I do find some of there laptimes a little inconsistent, but it is England, and if their track isn't wet or cold every once in awhile I'd only be more suspicious.

  • From: St Louis, MO
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Re: The Stig is now available...

EyeMWing wrote:

The Ben Collins thing is just a distraction. The real Stig has been running for us for quite some time now.

Great, now if someone decides to kidnap him from us we're screwed since it's not like he can call for help.

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Re: The Stig is now available...

You say that as if someone else could work out that freaky-assed cryogenics gear.

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Re: The Stig is now available...

And now they know what to look for when we unload the Final Gear Mobile Command Center.

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Re: The Stig is now available...

Ben Collins is a liar...

He is not father.

Sons of STIG
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  • From: Central Indiana...Noblesville
  • Registered: 2010-09-17
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Re: The Stig is now available...

How about a '91 Thunderbird?

Don't worry about things you have no control over!

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Re: The Stig is now available...

I guess it will be a Red Stig next.

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Re: The Stig is now available...

mrfxst wrote:

I guess it will be a Red Stig next.

Sister Stig... she is pink.

Wait... that's awkward.

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  • Registered: 2009-07-14
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Re: The Stig is now available...

I am the Pink Stig.

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Re: The Stig is now available...

atomicalex wrote:

I am the Pink Stig.

Proof is in the pics.

Sons of STIG
Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"