Topic: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

If you relate to any of the following.... you are part of this Cult....Get out "Now" before it is too LATE!


1.Part of  a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.

2. An instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers: the physical fitness cult.

3. The object of such devotion.

4. Part of a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.

5. Sociology . a group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.

6. Part of a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.

7. The members of such a religion or sect.

8. Part of any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific.

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Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Does that mean Jay is the Reverend Moon of Lemons?

Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Judge Phil wrote:

Does that mean Jay is the Reverend Moon of Lemons?

In which case we should moon him!   :-)

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
IOE winner in the Super Snipe -- Buttonwillow 2012
IOE winner in Super Snipe v2.0 -- Buttonwillow 2016
"Every Super Snipe in Lemons has won an IOE!"

4 (edited by Bender/StickFigureRacing 2010-10-11 03:18 PM)

Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Judge Phil wrote:

Does that mean Jay is the Reverend Moon of Lemons?

Yes! so if he offers you punch, run away!

He is by all accounts: 3. The object of such devotion.

His word is final!

Team: V-Ram/Altamont Team: Knights of the Round Track/Reno/Buttonwillow/Thunderhill Team: Death Mobile/Sears 2010/Thunderhill/ChumpCar  Spokane/ MSR Houston/Buttonwillow/Sears. MRolla Project /Reno
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Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

i like #6

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Hell, I'm holding on till it turns into a full fledged religion.

Maybe then I can claim all this stuff as a genuine tax deductible donation to the god of Lemons. wink

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TrackGeeks_Chris wrote:

Hell, I'm holding on till it turns into a full fledged religion.

Maybe then I can claim all this stuff as a genuine tax deductible donation to the god of Lemons. wink

... Isn't Jay a minister?

Driver, Pit Monkey, Rod Buster and Engine Fire Starter
Team FinalGear

Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Bender/StickFigureRacing wrote:
Judge Phil wrote:

Does that mean Jay is the Reverend Moon of Lemons?

Yes! so if he offers you punch, run away!

He is by all accounts: 3. The object of such devotion.

His word is final!

Praise be to Murilee..

"Real ZomBees prefer Bacon"
IOE(x2) MGB/SAAB 96, Judge's Choice, Class C Win, & 2011 Hooniverse Car of the Year!
MRolla, Stick Figure/Animal House, Free Range MR2, SAAB Sonett, "The Death Flip"
2008 Exoskeleton Jag Fiasco, Concours d Lemons - Rue Britannia, worse British car.

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Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

I am almost to the point that if Lemons ended I would kill myself! Almost.....

Team: V-Ram/Altamont Team: Knights of the Round Track/Reno/Buttonwillow/Thunderhill Team: Death Mobile/Sears 2010/Thunderhill/ChumpCar  Spokane/ MSR Houston/Buttonwillow/Sears. MRolla Project /Reno
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Don't drink the Flavor-a....errr Lemonade!

The Homer: Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.

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Hare citrus....!

"Real ZomBees prefer Bacon"
IOE(x2) MGB/SAAB 96, Judge's Choice, Class C Win, & 2011 Hooniverse Car of the Year!
MRolla, Stick Figure/Animal House, Free Range MR2, SAAB Sonett, "The Death Flip"
2008 Exoskeleton Jag Fiasco, Concours d Lemons - Rue Britannia, worse British car.

Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

EyeMWing wrote:
TrackGeeks_Chris wrote:

Hell, I'm holding on till it turns into a full fledged religion.

Maybe then I can claim all this stuff as a genuine tax deductible donation to the god of Lemons. wink

... Isn't Jay a minister?

Exactly. Almost there... big_smile

Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Religion makes good money. Don't give Jay any ideas...

We may end up like the scientologists...

Sons of STIG
Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"

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Speedycop would be an OT VIII in no time. big_smile

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Lackey-mechanic-whatever/NSF Racing
Sycophant/Judge Phil, Jay Lamm, Kim Harmon
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Re: Beware! Lemons is a "Cult"

Where's my punch?

Gosh, my business card says 'Tech Tyrant'