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"Jesus Christ, Supercar" theme for the win.
only if the car can resurrect itself on sunday after it blows up
"Jesus Christ, Supercar" theme for the win.
I love it! But then I'm a heathen.
only if the car can resurrect itself on sunday after it blows up
Technically, wouldn't it have to be cursed on Friday, and show up on the track sunday early (before the corner workers are even there) then race for the win.
Crap. I gotta be home to help the kids check for gifts from the great bunny. At least it's local. I guess I'm not driving the first shift Sunday.
Thank god, that means I oly have to go to church once next year. BS inspection and practice laps, now that's what I call good friday.
Is Ash Wednesday when the car catches on fire testing the *&#@ kill switch?
eljefe17 wrote:only if the car can resurrect itself on sunday after it blows up
Technically, wouldn't it have to be cursed on Friday, and show up on the track sunday early (before the corner workers are even there) then race for the win.
if the car could turn water into beer the team might be the most popular in the paddock
if the car could turn water into beer the team might be the most popular in the paddock
Just got an idea for the greatest Baksheesh presentation ever...
Hoonatic Racing wrote:eljefe17 wrote:only if the car can resurrect itself on sunday after it blows up
Technically, wouldn't it have to be cursed on Friday, and show up on the track sunday early (before the corner workers are even there) then race for the win.
if the car could turn water into beer the team might be the most popular in the paddock
I have a keg it can fill...
I have a feeling there's going to be a confession booth at the penalty box.
Can anybody procure priest's robes for the judges?
I have a feeling there's going to be a confession booth at the penalty box.
Can anybody procure priest's robes for the judges?
Sounds like a great idea!. . . until someone does an altar boy theme.
if it's going to be Jesus Christ, Supercar it's got to be a Plywoodghini. Or even a Plywoodrarri. Or maybe a Plyton Martin.
I really hope that we run a longer day on Saturday and start Sunday around noonish. There's no way that I can go racing on Easter Sunday without going to Mass in the morning. Any other prioritization could have the effect of the missus pulling the plug on more than just one race, not to mention the effect on eternal salvation and other niceties.
I can't think of a better way to spend a Pagan holiday than with a bunch of heathens... <ducks>
I really hope that we run a longer day on Saturday and start Sunday around noonish. There's no way that I can go racing on Easter Sunday without going to Mass in the morning. Any other prioritization could have the effect of the missus pulling the plug on more than just one race, not to mention the effect on eternal salvation and other niceties.
Get a Catholic Minister to come to the track and preform a quickie mass... That works right?
Get a Catholic Minister to come to the track and preform a quickie mass... That works right?
How about a mass quickie? Lots more fun! :-)
Nun fun?!
Get a Catholic Minister to come to the track and preform a quickie mass... That works right?
In theory, sure that could work. But on Easter (when every priest is already saying a ton of masses), there's just such a poor chance of finding someone with availability that it's a practical impossibility.
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