:I think I found a new punishment on Craigslist this morning

How about requiring a team to perform a dramatic reading of this Craigslist post?  It made my head hurt at first, but now it's just killing me...

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/for/2064458008.html

2002 mustang gt - $5500 (sonoma)
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Date: 2010-11-16, 6:00PM PST
Reply to: sale-cxeqx-2064458008@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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OK CL HERE WE GO 2002 MUSTANG GT SLEEPER THIS CAR IS A GT BUT! I CHANGED ALOT OF THINGS LIKE THE SEATS I PUT CLOTH AND I TOOK

THE GT EMBLEM OFF Y? BCUZ I MADE IT MY SLEEPER EVRYONE WANTZ TO RACE BCUZ IT LOOKS LIK A V 6 BT WEN WE RACE I FUKIN ZMOKE EM

ZO BAD BUT I DO HAVE THE LETHER SEATS BLACK AND THE EMBLEMS IF WANTED FOR A LIL EXTRA THE CAR HAS A 6 SPEED TRANZ WITH

SUPERCHARGER IT JUST HIT 96000 MILES I DYNOWD IT IT WAS 567 HORZ POWER I HAVE A SUPERCHARGER/CHIP BORED HEADZ BORLA EXZAUZT

CUT OUTS MASS FLO AIR MODULE CAM HEDS SHORTYS TO MUCH TO LIST BUT THIS CAR IS A FUCKIN MONSTER OMFG I ZMOKE EVRY FUKIN CAR

0 TO 60 IN 3 ZEC FLAT NO JOKE DIZ CAR RAW I GOT A C 56 RTY TRANZ THIS TRANZ WIL NOT BRAKE I PAID 2900 FOR IT AND HAVE ALL RECITZ

38000 IN REZITZ NO JOKE I HAVE PREFORMANZ EVRYTHIN GAS WISE I GET 16 AND 28 HY WAY BC IT HAS PLUS FUEL KIT WICH HELPS CUZ IZ A

BEAZT THIS CAR NEEDZ NOTHIN IT HAS 18 INCH CROM RIMZ ALMZT NEW OK ZO IN THE TRUNK I GOT 2 15S WITH ZHORT CURCUIT 2500 WATT AMP 2 ACTUALY ZLAPZ ZO DAM HARD

OK NOW THE BAD ITS LOUD BUT HAS SWITCH CUT OFF TO MAKE IT QUIT FOR THE PIGZ MA FREIND JUST PASD HE WAS HOMLEZ AN HIT Y A

DRUNK DRIVER HE HAZ NO FAM AND HE WAZ A GWD FREIND I WANA GIV HM A PROPER BARIAL ZO IMA ZEEL MA BABY ITS M.O.B MUSTANS OVER

BITCHEZ I NEED THIS MONEY ASAP NO BS 5300 CAZH FIRM I NEED THIS TODAY FOR ALL THE OLD ZHYT LIK LETHER SEATZ I WANT 5500 FIRM NO BS THIS CAR IS IN ALMOST PERFECT CONDITION AND HAS A FULL TANK OF GAZ HE GETZ BUIRED FRIDAY BT NEED THE MONEY IMSELIN LOW CUZ

I NO PPL KNT PAY THT MUCH CASH ZO GET THIS BABY OFF ME I WILL NOT PART OUT THE ZUPERCHARGER AN RIMS R WORT WAT IM AZKIN BT I DNT HAV TYM TO SELL HIGHER IF U BUY AND REZEL I DNT CARE O AND ITS CLEAN TITLE HAS FULL COVRAGE SMOGED I MYT B FORGETIN ZUM

AND NO EMAILS CALL AND TXT I HAVE METRO IT FUKIN GETZ NO REZEPTION ZO JUZ KEEP KALIN N TXTIN AZK FOR MIKE MA NUM IZ 707 373 2135

OR MY WIFE ASK FOR MARIA 707 307 9332 KAL OR TXT AGAIN MA SERVIZ ZUX ZO TO REACH ME KEEP KALIN N TXTIN IF U GET MY VOICMAIL LEAV ME A BREIF MESAGE AN I GET BAK TO U ASAP NO BS CUM WITH CASH DO NOT WAIST MY TIME IF UR NT SERIOUS I NEED MONEY ASAP N DNT HIT ON MY WIFE OR U WONT GET THE CAR NO PARTING OUT OR NUN 5500 FIRM NO BS
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