Topic: F'n power brakes: How do they work?
Not directly lemony, but it's for my parts runner (which has thus far done nothing but sit around for a year and consume parts in an attempt to get it road-legal).
Basically, my power brakes are broken. Pressing the pedal with vacuum applied results in a WHOOOOSH sound like air coming out of a bellows, and the brakes kinda sorta vaguely maybe applying some pressure. There's not enough brake pressure to actually lock up the wheels on asphalt, though. Shut off the engine and pump the brakes a few times, or yank the vacuum line off the booster and the brakes work just fine as manual brakes. After shutdown, there are still two "power assisted" pedal pumps in it.
All 4 corners bleed just fine - and the master cylinder cannot be bled directly without disconnecting the brake circuits.
The FSM says I should have blinkenlights if anything's actually wrong with the brake booster - I don't. It also says that if there were blinkenlights, I should bleed the brakes with the engine running and vacuum applied. Which I did anyway, and it didn't change anything.
So, WTF? Am I doing something wrong? Is this expected Chrysler homicidal behavior? Do I need to replace the stupid $4 check valve? Or do I need to suck it up and order a whole reman booster? Why does this truck hate me so much? Why can't I pass inspection with manual brakes and a big "INOP" placard hanging from the brake booster? That shit works for airlines.
This is particularly frustrating because this particular symptom set, as I understand how this vacuum-powered voodoo bullshit works, isn't even physically possible.
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