• From: Richmond VA
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Topic: Best food to bring as a bribe?

I know I have seen many pics showing twinkies, twizzlers etc., But what would be the best food to bring in an attempt to bribe the judges?

I am torn between trying to guess what they would actually like (apparently missed the boat with the theme this year and I surely don't want pizza flavored combos shoved into the throttle body) and bringing something truly disgusting to be used as a penalty.

Judges, what-cha-unt-too-eat?

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Re: Best food to bring as a bribe?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Wine_and_Cheese_Break.jpg

One of our favorite food bribes so far was the sausage/cheese/nuts/wine plate provided by some cheatin' Alfa guys. Presentation is important!

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  • Registered: 2009-08-28
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Re: Best food to bring as a bribe?

There WILL be a nice spread of the best Wisconsin can offer.  Cheese, sausage, and Beer Provided by team sucker punch.

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Re: Best food to bring as a bribe?

Cheese curds!

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Re: Best food to bring as a bribe?

Tiptoe the rat wrote:

There WILL be a nice spread of the best Wisconsin can offer.  Cheese, sausage, and Beer Provided by team sucker punch.

Capital Brewery beer????

6 Reply by Spank (edited by Spank 2009-10-01 08:06 AM)

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Re: Best food to bring as a bribe?

Well, not sure how well it went down, but they sure snarfed up the spotted dick we offered at Buttonwillow during tech.


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