Re: Themes you'd like to see done
has there been a Mercury Grand Marquis de Sade theme yet?
Regularly losing in Class A
Soon to start losing in Class C
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has there been a Mercury Grand Marquis de Sade theme yet?
has there been a Mercury Grand Marquis de Sade theme yet?
Why not make it a Royal Rumble to compete with Henry V8th?
Grand Marquis de Sade
Ford Queen Victoria
Lincoln Mark Antony
Chrylser LeBaron Munchausen
You can throw in both the Buick Regal and Dodge Dynasty, too.
Bread Torque FTW!
Here's a theme I haven't seen and should definitely be done this year.
Titanic theme...
2 car team minimum (Front half, back half...running more than 2 cars, then the others can be the rescue ships/lifeboats)
It's the 100 year anniversary for the Titanic, someone's got to do it.
Here's a theme I haven't seen and should definitely be done this year.
Titanic theme...
2 car team minimum (Front half, back half...running more than 2 cars, then the others can be the rescue ships/lifeboats)
It's the 100 year anniversary for the Titanic, someone's got to do it.
Don't forget the Iceberg. I'm thinking there should be a GOPBF card for any Titanic driver who makes contact with the Iceberg...
You sir...
I like the way you think...
Ezbok58a wrote:Here's a theme I haven't seen and should definitely be done this year.
Titanic theme...
2 car team minimum (Front half, back half...running more than 2 cars, then the others can be the rescue ships/lifeboats)
It's the 100 year anniversary for the Titanic, someone's got to do it.
Don't forget the Iceberg. I'm thinking there should be a GOPBF card for any Titanic driver who makes contact with the Iceberg...
Or they should receive the dreaded "Draw me like one of your French girls" penalty, which will be exactly like the Bob Ross penalty except you have to draw a topless teammate rather than a happy little tree.
Has Grandma's Boy been done?
Dude Your beds a car...
Yeah but it's a fu*kin sweet car
Titanic theme has been done.
How about a "totally innocent" theme with a heavily damaged car with tire marks ALL OVER,....
...a scraped up/dented roof, and smashed panels with recognizable bits of other cars stuck in the damaged area. Then the team dons angel or saints costumes.
Speaking of Saints, how about a "bounty hunter/Gregg Williams" theme with wild west style wanted posters of dominant teams plastered all over?
Whoredogs racing - complete CIA protecting Obama. But, you can stiff the judges when it comes time to pay up. Syphilis is optional.
Posting this totally obvious theme that has never been done for about the 10th time.
Come on wagon guys.
Has there been a team entered as "The Odyssey" yet?
I'm thinking a Cyclops, a six-headed monster and a mannequin lashed to the mast?
Combine a little Track PIllagerz
With a first gen Honda Odyssey?
Ok... I just finished my first Lemons and I'm already scheming on building car #2.
Of course, all good builds should be based around a theme- the mechanical bits will fall into(and consequently, out of) place later...
Car: 1984 VW RABBIT GTI*
Theme: RIDE OF THE VOLKYRIES
Premise: Pretty much just a 1984 VW GTI with obscenely rigged up sound system that plays Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" in continuous loop.
Bonus if: I could recruit 4 women to do this with. (Valkyries are women)
* this theme can also work on a Volvo as "Ride of the Volvkyries"
Instant glory or inevitable peoples' curse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
The Autogenous Zone. A little of this:
Mixed with some "pornography" for the automotive set, ideally in full-color glossy magazines to present to the judges -
BBW
Midget
Back-door
Up-skirt
Topless
Of course you'd have to provide some articles for your autogenous zone magazines...
And for the car, you'd have to go with the most double entendre of car models... perhaps the Pinto? Or a Pontiac G3/4/5/6 called the G-Spot?
Have you guys seen the Mazda CX-5 "Better, Stronger, Smarter" commercial?
Someone ought to build whatever that bitsa crossover is they are testing in the beginning. The tailgate looks like its from a Ford Aerostar, I think I'm seeing some Rav4 and some Trooper II in there, but the rear door looks like it is meant to slide, no?
Anyway, someone ought to build and race that thing.
Need a modern version of this with phony handlebar-mustached driver while real driver steers from the back seat.
How about an Anycar theme?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv5z4yWbLro
I'm surprised no one's tried a Hunger Games theme yet.
A Brony theme is topical...
I would totally make this if we had a monoposto'd miata or something.
Anyone done this?
Or go with Dazzle camouflage...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage
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