• From: East Pittsburgh pa
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Topic: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!

We found a Jackmaster 2000 sex toy in Snoopy's rear, (mind you dogs service themselves), the Jackmaster is lonely and misses his owner. If anyone wishes to reclaim their lost beloved toy, feel free to contact us via the forum.



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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Was it blue?

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

I remember seeing a Jackmaster given as a bribe to the Judges.  Maybe they thought you needed it?

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

I'm looking for an Ohio license plate lost probably on the front straight in the final hour starting with " EWW "

serious.

please let me know if anyone finds it

  • From: East Pittsburgh pa
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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

It is not blue in color, I don't quite understand why we would have it, but it does add to the hilarity of the event as a whole for us.

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Loren wrote:

I remember seeing a Jackmaster given as a bribe to the Judges.  Maybe they thought you needed it?

We thought you needed it.

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

I did.

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Yeah, that was a gift!

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Tow Vehicle wrote:

Around 3pm Sunday of Lamest Day someone came up to us asking if we had borrowed their welder.  We said "No, we have our own."  He stated that someone had borrowed theirs and it had not been returned.

Anybody know if they got it back?  I felt bad for them for losing a welder and especially for them having to roam around looking for it when at least 75% of the race teams had already left.

Anybody know anything about this or the outcome?

I don't think they got it back. They were asking us @ around 2pm with maybe a dozen teams left in the infield at best.

  • From: East Pittsburgh pa
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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Judge Jonny wrote:
Loren wrote:

I remember seeing a Jackmaster given as a bribe to the Judges.  Maybe they thought you needed it?

We thought you needed it.

Hows it work?

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Well at BS, if you think that you might be awarded penalty laps, you offer the Judges a little something (or big something in this case) for a little leniency.  If they like your offering, they look the other way, if they don't it can end up in your intake.

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We got screwed at The Real Hoopties of New Jersey  and we took cars down with us.
We got the curse at Capitol Offense but they wouldn't let us destroy the car.

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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

King Arthur wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
Loren wrote:

I remember seeing a Jackmaster given as a bribe to the Judges.  Maybe they thought you needed it?

We thought you needed it.

Hows it work?

You put it under the frame, switch it on, then when the car's high enough use axle stands for safety. I think they're made in China

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  • From: East Pittsburgh pa
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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Is it reusable or a one time use?

  • From: MI
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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Someone has a different idea of "Jackmaster"...  pic

  • From: Toronto, Ontario
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Re: FOUND AT LAMEST DAY!!!!!!!

Well, it kinda looks like a bottle jack...

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