• From: Doylestown PA
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Topic: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

We just picked up a bacon sponsorship... pinch me.  This is F'ing awesome. 
http://www.bespokebacon.com/

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

You so have to bring the bacon train to he MidWest, Soggy needs the competition.

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  • From: Doylestown PA
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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

they're giving Lemons some love on their facebook page too  this is perfect.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bespoke- … 48?fref=ts

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

I'm jelly. I gotta find sponsors. Been too busy building...

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

Seems like Rally baby could use another 5 guys with a Merkur to eat their bacon... uh... er... I mean race on their team.

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  • From: Houston, TX
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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

We've actually got sponsorship from a local law firm, but I'm not sure it counts if one of your teammates' names is on the building.

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  • From: Seattle, WA
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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

We're sponsored by a restaurant that not only has bacon, but will cook and serve it, too!

http://voulasoffshore.com/

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

mharrell wrote:

We're sponsored by a restaurant that not only has bacon, but will cook and serve it, too!

http://voulasoffshore.com/

I vaguely remember something about them asking you to just put that @#$% thing away and be quiet - when you proudly tried to show them your I.O.E. trophy...

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

man, I can't even get someone to give me used cooking oil for the CorVegge!

Congrats on the sponsorship. I'm clearly doing this wrong.

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

Sparky Pete wrote:
mharrell wrote:

We're sponsored by a restaurant that not only has bacon, but will cook and serve it, too!

http://voulasoffshore.com/

I vaguely remember something about them asking you to just put that @#$% thing away and be quiet - when you proudly tried to show them your I.O.E. trophy...

I prefer to believe that incident was primarily a concern over potentially violating the local health codes, not a comment on the merit of the award itself.  Those things sure do rust fast.

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

Damn! That is like the ultimate in cool-but-not-too-cool sponsorships: it has the word "bespoke" and it's BACON!

I tip my cap to you, sirs!

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

Drdanteiii wrote:

Seems like Rally baby could use another 5 guys with a Merkur to eat their bacon... uh... er... I mean race on their team.

pm me.  there is, perhaps, some bacon for you guys.

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

Mike C. wrote:
Drdanteiii wrote:

Seems like Rally baby could use another 5 guys with a Merkur to eat their bacon... uh... er... I mean race on their team.

pm me.  there is, perhaps, some bacon for you guys.

We'll see you at monticello.

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  • From: Doylestown PA
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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

awesome news!  It's not the bacon that's killing us (it's the fact that we're dumb). 

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/tren … fault.html

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Re: not to gloat - well, OK, to gloat...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521464_10151346151828062_163070745_n.jpg

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J. Phil: "Audis Never Win".  He might be right.But!, the K Dominates 2013 NJ and NH (not, but...). 
Stafford 2011 podium, 2nd NJMP 2013, Summit Point 2012 "WV ASSimilation award"
NJMP 2012 Organizer's Choice - R107, 2013 Monticello IOE Whorenet ! Organizers, CMP fall 2013 w/NSF