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Topic: Confucius say...

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For some reason the last 3 fortune cookies have all been LeMons-related.  Must be a sign....

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Re: Confucius say...

I love that even the Chinese words are applicable.

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Re: Confucius say...

Don't forget to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune.

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Re: Confucius say...

Man who walks sideways through airport turnstiles going to Bang-cock

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Re: Confucius say...

Man who pee in wind get wet.

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Re: Confucius say...

Elevator smells different to midget.

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Re: Confucius say...

You will struggle mightily all night for no relief.

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