• From: Urbana, IL
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Topic: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

With the recent reports of giant snails roaming Texas, will Gator-O-Rama have to be cancelled? These Texas-sized terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs have been spotted on the outskirts of Houston and are apparently preparing to slime the city. See the report here

http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2013/05/08/AP040426012379/large.jpg

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Re: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

If we find one, we must theme it, assign it penalty laps, and sent it out on the track.

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  • From: Alvin, TX
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Re: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

You are all safe.

The fire ants here will make short work of them.

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Re: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

And someone out there that was struggling to come up with a theme thanks you.

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  • From: Alvin, TX
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Re: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

You get free snails with every entry!

Take them home.    Show your friends!

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  • From: Urbana, IL
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Re: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

The real question is will French fast food restaurants begin popping up all over Texas offering to "supersize" your escargot meal for only a dollar more?

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Re: Will monstrous molluscs cancel Gator-O-Rama?

harumph. I call that fast food.

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