The 24 Hours of Lemons Forums → Drivers Lounge → I need your old trophies.
We've built a trailer queen. She is a little on the slutty side. A $500 whore for sure. Anyway, we need all the trophies we can muster for the car show at CMP.
They don't have to actually be car show trophies, the crappier the better. Don't expect them back, they'll more than likely become missiles.
TIA
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Trophies I don't have, but is the car supposed to be a tribute to Nascar's old convertible division?
If you don't have at least a couple of those super-creepy Time Out Kids dolls, you will have failed to capture the essence of Tedious Car Show Geezerdom. Oh yeah, and you'll need to have everyone wearing those horrible brightly-colored, super-jingoistic car-show T-shirts, the ones showing Screaming Eagles tearing the eyes out of Osama Bin Laden while '55 Thunderbirds drive into the sunset, etc.
DAMMIT ALL TO BOB! I just donated a huge pile of trophies to the thrift store a while ago. They were bowling and other such non-sports but they would have been perfect. I'll go see if I can buy any of them back for cheap.
Story of my life: feel like a hoarder for years, finally dump the stuff, and then you need it.
Don't forget the velvet ropes.
Oh yeah - and lots of mirrors to show the glorious underbits.
Weld car parts together and paint them silver and gold. Other junk around the house can be used as well, such as kitchen junk. And if you have kids, do they really need all those toys? Glue them to a piece of wood and paint them, maybe even glue sparkly stuff to them. I'll bet the kids would even help.
FML just bring all your discarded trophies to CMP. The local high school is a great source for unloved hardware.
There goes Bob again.
Trolling for unloved hardware in the Lounge. 
Wonder if I tossed all of our demo derby ones.
There goes Bob again.
Trolling for unloved hardware in the Lounge.
Scott, I love you. You'd better never pass out around me. Little spoon.
Chills
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