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  • From: Santa Clara, CA
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Topic: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

Check out this Ken Block Gymkhana parody

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sKOaF7esBF … KOaF7esBFY

This thing might have a problem with the "No stunting splodin" rule.

Should setup a mini-autocross course for these.

  • From: Colorado Springs Co.
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

The cardboard box makes it!  I'm putting dibs on a certain missing/stripped NSX as the box image for mine!

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  • From: Central NH
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

It's electric - if the Jazzy and such is legit, so is this thing!

Too bad they're like $300 or so if I recall correctly.

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  • From: Colorado Springs Co.
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

Looks fun to me....wasted 300 clams on so much worse.
But is it Lemons pit legal?
I want one.

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Earned every finish with Blood, Sweat, Tears,  Smoked brakes,dead wheelbearings, two blower explosions, and a never-ending thirst for more fuel. Finished em all! Currently hiding in a secret base in the shadow of the "Race to the Clouds".
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

You'd have to get an official ruling on legailty from J. Phil. if you're worried about that sort of thing.

I subscribe to the "easier to ask forgiveness than permission" mentality. It doesn't make noise, so odds are you could get away with it for a few races before you even get a talkin' to...

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  • From: Colorado Springs Co.
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

No....the odds are not in my favor on that one...Since I always pit DIRECTLY across from the penalty box. Cause its more entertaining that way....and so I don't have to walk so far after a mandatory driver change....

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Earned every finish with Blood, Sweat, Tears,  Smoked brakes,dead wheelbearings, two blower explosions, and a never-ending thirst for more fuel. Finished em all! Currently hiding in a secret base in the shadow of the "Race to the Clouds".
  • From: Gilbertsville, PA
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

I gots to get me one!!!!

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  • From: Santa Rosa, CA
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

What if we petition the court for a Crazy Cart Charity fund  event?

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  • From: Central NH
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

We could certainly raise Crazy Cart awareness by holding some sort of event in the paddocks after hours...

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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

Usually "awareness" of stuff is something I'm trying to avoid....LOL!
Hell yes. Lets race these. For charity, Betting, Thehellofit. Whatever!

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Earned every finish with Blood, Sweat, Tears,  Smoked brakes,dead wheelbearings, two blower explosions, and a never-ending thirst for more fuel. Finished em all! Currently hiding in a secret base in the shadow of the "Race to the Clouds".
  • From: Palm Beach, Texas
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

There is an asphalt pad next to the kart track at CMP that just might be big enough to race on...

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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

The 140lb limit is an issue.  Might need to copy it in an adult version.  I have a edger motor needing a project.  Hmmm

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  • From: Londonderry, NH
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

rcazwillis wrote:

The 140lb limit is an issue.  Might need to copy it in an adult version.  I have a edger motor needing a project.  Hmmm

Rototiller motor and tiny centrifugal CV belt setup is the obvious next escalation step.  One step further with a fully DIY version, drop that into a chop-topped shopping cart.

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  • From: Central NH
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

tikibug wrote:
rcazwillis wrote:

The 140lb limit is an issue.  Might need to copy it in an adult version.  I have a edger motor needing a project.  Hmmm

Rototiller motor and tiny centrifugal CV belt setup is the obvious next escalation step.  One step further with a fully DIY version, drop that into a chop-topped shopping cart.

I'm thinking a powerplant from a CBR600 is in order...

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  • From: Colorado Springs Co.
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

140 lbs! Crud. No idea how im gonna lose 40 lb! Long as we gonna use 'cycle motors why piddle around?? Go Hayabusa. The hooligans choice for years! My  bro is thinkin of one in his Honda N600. Should be fun..

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Earned every finish with Blood, Sweat, Tears,  Smoked brakes,dead wheelbearings, two blower explosions, and a never-ending thirst for more fuel. Finished em all! Currently hiding in a secret base in the shadow of the "Race to the Clouds".
  • From: Saratoga, CA
  • Registered: 2011-10-11
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

rcazwillis wrote:

The 140lb limit is an issue.  Might need to copy it in an adult version.  I have a edger motor needing a project.  Hmmm


Official response from Razor when it was released:

"Well you're in luck! If this smaller version of the Crazy Cart does well at Toys R Us this year, we will release a small run of an adult version currently being designed around a 6'3" 230lb. test driver. In the meanwhile, it's really worth squeezing yourself into one of these Crazy Carts in the video... they are SO MUCH FUN!"

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  • From: Van Nuys, CA
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

Why can't we make these ourselves? swivel casters from Harbor freight and a wheelbarrow wheel with a spare starter motor powering it and a 12 volt car battery?

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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

If you somehow get a racing team together, here's the body for your pace car:
http://www.findanauction.com/images/njauction/850592275.jpg
http://www.findanauction.com/images/njauction/850592276.jpg

  • From: Colorado Springs Co.
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Re: Crazy Cart - Coming soon to a paddock near you!

Is kinda like miniature skidplate racing........hmmmmmmm. EVIL THOUGHTS ABOUND.

Captain of the Speedholes Wrenching #365 1965 Rambler Marlin and owner of the "Cockroach 454 Chevy Bigblock". Collector Emeritus of awful crapcans.
Earned every finish with Blood, Sweat, Tears,  Smoked brakes,dead wheelbearings, two blower explosions, and a never-ending thirst for more fuel. Finished em all! Currently hiding in a secret base in the shadow of the "Race to the Clouds".