Topic: Show the Judges some Southern Hospitality and help your crappy team
Bon Jour New Orleans "racers!"
Want to earn your hopeless team some "Get Out of Jail Free" passes? You know, for all those times you spin and continue, put all four off, ram into another awful car and run over seven cones. Well, help a pair of big-boned judges out!
Here's what we need:
1)One Big, battery-powered ghetto blaster (WITH BATTERIES!) that plays CDs and/or iPods.
2) A pair of embarrassing, hella-plumed, multicolored mardi gras hats for men with large noggins (i.e. us). If they are too silly/cumbersome they will not work and we will be extra harsh on you for getting our hopes up.
3) Dozens and dozens (or hundreds... thousands!) of mardi gras beads.
4) Transportation! A golf cart, a nifty car, a set of bikes -- one of those four wheeled bikes that seats two would be best.
Cheers!
See you next Friday
-Judge Jonny-
(The mean one)