• Registered: 2018-09-16
  • Posts: 2

Topic: Mario Kart Champion, Skilled banana dodger, Finishes before girlfriend

The noob of noobs looking to get on with a team driving or otherwise @ CMP Age 24, BMX race/motocross exp, SIM racing, favorite NASCAR driver: Dick Trickle
willing to:
1. Hold One's Beer
2. Say "that's genius!" every time you use a zip tie
4. Yell "YEET!" when mildly excited
5. Give fantasy football advice
6. Advise foot fantasies 
7. Discuss why Italian plumbers can only say their first name
8. Tame gorillas
9. Skip the number 3 (The 3 is silent and only for DALE)

  • From: Sachse,TX
  • Registered: 2017-10-21
  • Posts: 85

Re: Mario Kart Champion, Skilled banana dodger, Finishes before girlfriend

Greatness ^^

Wanna come race a terrible car in a 24hr race in Houston in November?

Team Safety 3rd Racing.
1985 Dodge Daytona Turbo-currently being lemonized.
https://www.facebook.com/TeamSafety3rdRacing/
  • bilcoh
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  • From: Seattle
  • Registered: 2018-07-02
  • Posts: 164

Re: Mario Kart Champion, Skilled banana dodger, Finishes before girlfriend

Wish my first post had been nearly that entertaining.  Someone sponsor that lad.

4 Reply by Dear8lb6oz Lil Baby Jesus (edited by Dear8lb6oz Lil Baby Jesus 2018-09-17 11:18 AM)

  • Registered: 2018-09-16
  • Posts: 2

Re: Mario Kart Champion, Skilled banana dodger, Finishes before girlfriend

Safety3rdRacing wrote:

Greatness ^^

Wanna come race a terrible car in a 24hr race in Houston in November?

If I can get there and there is a (race) car to race absolutely. I live in the Eastern Carolinas region, which is currently just a loose connection of underwater fast food restaurants thanks to Florence.