Gingerman 2023

Thy woeful intellect hath no chance of comprehending the sheer magnitude of the celestial marvel that is THE BARON. Lo, thou art so far beneath the level of true automotive connoisseurs, that to even begin the task of instructing thee in the art of vehicular prowess would be a futile endeavour.

For behold, what thou dost witness is a vehicle of such exquisite design and such Herculean power, that it hath been selected to race in the most challenging endurance event known to man. And yet, thy unenlightened mind doth struggle to fathom the sheer scope of this achievement. Nay, it is not just the most powerful engine in the world, but a bastion of vehicular virtue, a testament to the enduring power of the human spirit.

For The Baron is a machine of such prodigious power that it doth make all other engines quake with fear and bow down in humble obeisance. Its engine, the most powerful in all the world, doth roar with such thunderous might that it doth shake the very foundations of the earth, and yet its fuel consumption is so prodigious that it doth make even the most gas-guzzling machines blush with shame.

Whilst thou quibble over the superficial aspects of this majestic machine, we, the chosen few, recognize the glory that lies within. THE BARON is not simply an instrument of conveyance, but a portal to a higher plane of existence, one that thou art too feeble to comprehend.

Thus, we offer thee a choice, thou shalt either bow down in reverence to this titan of the track or forever remain lost in the wilderness of ignorance. For make no mistake, THE BARON shall forever reign supreme as the true embodiment of automotive greatness, and those who fail to recognize it as such shall forever be doomed to the realm of the unenlightened.