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Topic: Judges...

What would be the ultimate bribe... ermm... I mean gift... to be given?

Reasonable of course... a bottle of Jonny Walker King George is probably a bit excessive...

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Re: Judges...

Zecapa Rum is always appreciated, so I've heard.

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Re: Judges...

Some say... they only like fine Scotches; and that their mustaches were a gift from Jesus.

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Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"
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Re: Judges...

Krugerrands.

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Re: Judges...

MurileeMartin wrote:

Krugerrands.

I need a red e24 and a "Diplomatic Immunity" theme stat!

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You don't need to bribe us when you bring an E24.

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Re: Judges...

MurileeMartin wrote:

Krugerrands.

Ouch.  I bribed my way through the inaugural Concours d'Lemons with just a handful of francs.  I still don't know whether those judges have discovered that pre-Euro French coinage can no longer be exchanged.

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Re: Judges...

bribes SHOULD be mandatory....well I guess they are if you drive a miata or E30....

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Cash works, too

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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A bag full of GM stock..wait you said bribe, not threat...

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Re: Judges...

gregtivo wrote:

A bag full of GM stock..wait you said bribe, not threat...

Can't be as bad as a date with Nancy Pelosi...

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Re: Judges...

Cowboy hats worked well.

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I consider the act of bringing an incredibly awesome vehicle (e.g., Le Car, FrankenWartburg, Honda Z600 with Magna V65, '61 Cadillac Fleetwood, GMC van with twin-turbo V8, etc) to be a bribe, because it makes us so happy. This may, in fact, be the best bribe of all.

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Re: Judges...

MurileeMartin wrote:

I consider the act of bringing an incredibly awesome vehicle (e.g., Le Car, FrankenWartburg, Honda Z600 with Magna V65, '61 Cadillac Fleetwood, GMC van with twin-turbo V8, etc) to be a bribe, because it makes us so happy. This may, in fact, be the best bribe of all.

How do you feel about an MGB with a SHO motor mounted in the rear?

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JThw8 wrote:
MurileeMartin wrote:

I consider the act of bringing an incredibly awesome vehicle (e.g., Le Car, FrankenWartburg, Honda Z600 with Magna V65, '61 Cadillac Fleetwood, GMC van with twin-turbo V8, etc) to be a bribe, because it makes us so happy. This may, in fact, be the best bribe of all.

How do you feel about an MGB with a SHO motor mounted in the rear?

Just planning for LAW....life after wartburg

We feel warm and/or fuzzy about that

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Judge Jonny wrote:
JThw8 wrote:
MurileeMartin wrote:

I consider the act of bringing an incredibly awesome vehicle (e.g., Le Car, FrankenWartburg, Honda Z600 with Magna V65, '61 Cadillac Fleetwood, GMC van with twin-turbo V8, etc) to be a bribe, because it makes us so happy. This may, in fact, be the best bribe of all.

How do you feel about an MGB with a SHO motor mounted in the rear?

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We feel warm and/or fuzzy about that

Great now you have me thinking of mounting faux fur all over it to go with a warm and fuzzy theme....its too early in the morning.

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Re: Judges...

JThw8 wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
JThw8 wrote:

How do you feel about an MGB with a SHO motor mounted in the rear?

Just planning for LAW....life after wartburg

We feel warm and/or fuzzy about that

Great now you have me thinking of mounting faux fur all over it to go with a warm and fuzzy theme....its too early in the morning.

NOO!!! I will kill it with fire...

wait... what color fur?

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Re: Judges...

JThw8 wrote:
Judge Jonny wrote:
JThw8 wrote:

How do you feel about an MGB with a SHO motor mounted in the rear?

Just planning for LAW....life after wartburg

We feel warm and/or fuzzy about that

Great now you have me thinking of mounting faux fur all over it to go with a warm and fuzzy theme....its too early in the morning.

The fuzzy LeCar at MSRH was totally rockin'... even when they flipped.  There was white and black fuzz strewn about the pavement.  Very cool.

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