• From: Houston (Spring) Texas
  • Registered: 2010-02-22
  • Posts: 1,624

Topic: selling off contents question

if I buy a $520 car with a prostitute in it, can I pimp her out to offset the cost of the car?

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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  • From: Safety Harbor, FL (Tampa)
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 668

Re: selling off contents question

It's all about the documentation.  With the right photos, I can see this one working.  (but, don't forget that the judges are gay)

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  • Registered: 2009-06-20
  • Posts: 73

Re: selling off contents question

by the nature of "pimping" you're taking a cut of her profits but retaining her services, which I believe goes against the spirit of the event.  Your best bet would be to sell your "pimping" right to another pimp and take that cash back into the budget.

  • From: ny
  • Registered: 2009-05-15
  • Posts: 525

Re: selling off contents question

to be fair, i don't know how much you can get for the dead hooker in the trunk anyway.  better try another angle

  • From: Houston (Spring) Texas
  • Registered: 2010-02-22
  • Posts: 1,624

Re: selling off contents question

eljefe17 wrote:

to be fair, i don't know how much you can get for the dead hooker in the trunk anyway.  better try another angle

Dave Attel says you haven't lived 'till you've done a line of coke off a dead hooker's ass.

My hypothetical was ment if the pro is not pre-dead.

I suppose if I had the proper documentation, I could also sell the documentation video in a high school parking lot for even more offset.

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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  • From: ny
  • Registered: 2009-05-15
  • Posts: 525

Re: selling off contents question

zombies are popular these days.  undead hookers may be worth more

7 Reply by f1race79 (edited by f1race79 2010-03-01 01:44 PM)

  • Registered: 2009-12-09
  • Posts: 53

Re: selling off contents question

You could keep all the monies from a dead hooker...unless the union got involved.

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  • From: Houston (Spring) Texas
  • Registered: 2010-02-22
  • Posts: 1,624

Re: selling off contents question

Loren wrote:

(but, don't forget that the judges are gay)

Just because you drive an E30 doesn't mean the judges have the same sexual preference as you :-)

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

Hoonatic Racing's Website