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Topic: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

can I get 10 bonus laps for every inch of my mullet?

I have not cut my hair since November, and will not until the North Dallas Hoopty.

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

Knock out a few teeth and get a few "tasteful" tattoos (Preferably Mom and a hard-ass terradactyl) and you may be able to get some sympathy.... I grew my hair out for a year just because I wanted a true mullet for Halloween. I will never ever do it again. I spent a good month singing "I WANNA ROCK"

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

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I grew my hair out for a year just because I wanted a true mullet for Halloween. I will never ever do it again. I spent a good month singing "I WANNA ROCK"

Haa haa haa.  Now that's dedication.  Did you at least grow it all long until just prior, or did you do the mullet cut along the way?

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I'm fucking rolling at "hard-ass terradactyl." :rofl:

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

How do we know you don't already rock the mullet?

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

Jeff G 78 wrote:
huf_arted wrote:

I grew my hair out for a year just because I wanted a true mullet for Halloween. I will never ever do it again. I spent a good month singing "I WANNA ROCK"

Haa haa haa.  Now that's dedication.  Did you at least grow it all long until just prior, or did you do the mullet cut along the way?

I cut it the day before Halloween. It was an epic trashy mull. I hoped for a flock of seamulls but surprisingly I have very curly hair. It was about as frizzy and trashy as they can get. My hair apparently was perfect for an afro. I could pick it out with no problem. I will have to dig up some pics.


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I'm fucking rolling at "hard-ass terradactyl." :rofl:

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

no, I don't already have enough style to wear a mullet. I just haven't cut my hair since thanksgiving, and haven't shaved since New Years. I look like Benicio del Toro Wolfman. I wanted to have a canvas to work with, but my theme is based on a specific group of teenage antagonists. I may have a mullet, but I will have to be clean shaven to be a convincing 17 year old from 1985 Beverly Hills.

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and Lemons is wonderful tribute to Halloween.

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

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no, I don't already have enough style to wear a mullet. I just haven't cut my hair since thanksgiving, and haven't shaved since New Years. I look like Benicio del Toro Wolfman. I wanted to have a canvas to work with, but my theme is based on a specific group of teenage antagonists. I may have a mullet, but I will have to be clean shaven to be a convincing 17 year old from 1985 Beverly Hills.

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and Lemons is wonderful tribute to Halloween.

Wait... I had to do a double take. Did you just use "style" and "mullet" in the same sentence?

Wear a mullet and the helmetted ones may help you shave it off...

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

I did shave, finally, but it is a 70 coke 'stash and burns to go with the long hair

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

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I did shave, finally, but it is a 70 coke 'stash and burns to go with the long hair

Burt Reynolds?

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

Riktor wrote:

Burt Reynolds?

but with dark red hair.

Comments I got today at work: 70's porn 'stash; molesta'stash; and sextosterone hair.

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

Lemonade Time Racing wrote:
Riktor wrote:

Burt Reynolds?

but with dark red hair.

Comments I got today at work: 70's porn 'stash; molesta'stash; and sextosterone hair.

With that stash you need a van with "free candy" painted down the side.

EDIT: Add Michael Jackson, Roman Polanski and a catholic priest... instant team theme.

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Re: as opposed to penalty laps for over budget

Riktor wrote:

Add Michael Jackson, Roman Polanski and a catholic priest... instant team theme.

Which character will you be?

Yee-Haw 2010 "Most Heroic Fix" & "I Got Screwed" -2 trophies for 1 lap, but I took checkered on my lap.
Gator-O-Rama 2012 "Organizers Choice" -2 laps 1 trophy, but i still finished ahead of an E30
Yee-Haw 2013 No trophy -26 laps, I think I see a pattern here
Gator-O-Rama 2014 "Waiting for the Last Minute Call from the Governor Award" -who's counting? John

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