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Topic: May is party month

Stuff to chew on:

Jay just got married, I get married in May and Judge Phil gets married the second week of June.

Also, May 10, the day after Goin' for Broken, is my birthday

Just letting y'all know.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: May is party month

Judge Jonny wrote:

Stuff to chew on:

Jay just got married, I get married in May and Judge Phil gets married the second week of June.

Also, May 10, the day after Goin' for Broken, is my birthday

Just letting y'all know.

Is it something in the beer? Congrats to all... Lets do a reflection in 10 years or so wink

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Re: May is party month

Judge Phil? MARRIED???

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Re: May is party month

All 3 of you found women willing to put up with you? 

And I have one that puts up with me?

Women are weird.

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Re: May is party month

wtf where do you find'em? i have to fight mine for enough tolerance to have the occasional brake parts or napa run in....

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Re: May is party month

yup, women are definately out there weird.....

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Re: May is party month

It sounds like you guys need to party with us in Chico at least one night at the Thill race!!!

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Re: May is party month

I smell a Bachelor party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Or at least a bachelor party theme

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Re: May is party month

Married the second week of June? Right after North Dallas Hooptie? We are soooo taking your California Asses to Billy Bob's.

Alternatively, we also have one of the largest strip clubs in the US. Two Stories. 25,000 sf. All Nude.

http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2009/ja … -all-nude/

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10 Reply by Bender/StickFigureRacing (edited by Bender/StickFigureRacing 2010-04-14 06:35 AM)

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Re: May is party month

YesIFit wrote:

Married the second week of June? Right after North Dallas Hooptie? We are soooo taking your California Asses to Billy Bob's.

Alternatively, we also have one of the largest strip clubs in the US. Two Stories. 25,000 sf. All Nude.

http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2009/ja … -all-nude/

I love the Upgrade:
The club's dancers will also undergo a Texas-sized renovation.

I was a little worried that Texas would loose it's reputation for doing things big!:D

On a side note: I think the we are in trouble, once Jay, Phil and Jonny settle down and start building white picket fences, that will leave Nick to and the rest of the gang to keep Lemons going. I hope they are up for the task. Nick let us know how we can help!

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Re: May is party month

Less women chatter, more "Oh man, we're going to be partying come Saturday night" type of talk

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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At least I know who wears the shoes in my house!
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Re: May is party month

Bender/StickFigureRacing wrote:

At least I know who wears the shoes in my house!
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Actually, try these!
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Re: May is party month

So Jonny, do you and Phil each have your own gift registry set up yet?  Perhaps Snap-On, Pick and Pull, or your local brewery?  Somebody really pull out the stops and get these gents some EXCELLENT beer in the coming months.  I'll be bringing you plenty of great beer in August at MAM for a belated celebration.  Congrats!

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Re: May is party month

Lemonious Monk wrote:

So Jonny, do you and Phil each have your own gift registry set up yet?  Perhaps Snap-On, Pick and Pull, or your local brewery?  Somebody really pull out the stops and get these gents some EXCELLENT beer in the coming months.  I'll be bringing you plenty of great beer in August at MAM for a belated celebration.  Congrats!

I think Pick-N-Pull gift certificates would make excellent wedding gifts. As for tool companies setting up gift registries, I'm all for it! My lovely bride-to-be (many of you met her when getting your licenses at Sears Pointless) actually looked around for such a thing when doing wedding planning, but Amazon seems to be the only easy option. You listening, Snap-On, S-K, and Mac?

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Re: May is party month

YesIFit wrote:

Married the second week of June? Right after North Dallas Hooptie? We are soooo taking your California Asses to Billy Bob's.

Alternatively, we also have one of the largest strip clubs in the US. Two Stories. 25,000 sf. All Nude.

http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2009/ja … -all-nude/

Sadly the rumor I had heard was that Phil and Johnny would not make Dallas...

Tell me it isn't so

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Re: May is party month

Sears has a wedding registry.

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18 Reply by dculberson (edited by dculberson 2010-04-14 01:07 PM)

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Re: May is party month

Despite all the bitching that men do about their wives and whatever, being married is actually pretty awesome.  Congrats guys!  Phil, if you're at the Capitol Offense, I'll be sure to bring you some awesome beer.  I'll be in the Wartburg team.

Edit: do you like hoppy beers?  Or have a preference?  (lager? pilsner? stout? etc)

Edit2: I didn't mean to leave Jonny out!  Congrats too, and any beer style prefs?

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Re: May is party month

Judge Jonny wrote:

Stuff to chew on:

Jay just got married, I get married in May and Judge Phil gets married the second week of June.

Also, May 10, the day after Goin' for Broken, is my birthday

Just letting y'all know.

Bummer.




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Re: May is party month

Yeah, no Dallas for us. But, we'll send even crueler scabs to do our jobs.

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Re: May is party month

you mean you won't get to witness us lower a suspension with a plasma while drinking jack, tequila and shiner in the dark again?

DAMN

seriously,congrats and best wishes to all of you.

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Re: May is party month

it so happens that my eldest has accounts with mac AND snap-on.  ideas, anyone?

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Re: May is party month

Signs of the End of Days...

a SAAB wins Lemons...

a SHO wins Lemons...

Jay and the Judges get married...

God help us all....

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Re: May is party month

forddragracer wrote:

it so happens that my eldest has accounts with mac AND snap-on.  ideas, anyone?

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Re: May is party month

Judge Jonny wrote:

Stuff to chew on:

Jay just got married, I get married in May and Judge Phil gets married the second week of June.

Also, May 10, the day after Goin' for Broken, is my birthday

Just letting y'all know.

Dont forget Cain't Git Bayou in May too. Hope yall can make it with everything going on. Both of our cars are fine tuned and ready to sling a rod.