Topic: Starting at the BFE GP race: BAKSHEESH shirts for deserving teams!
Some people— bad people— say that Lemons teams don't get enough for their generous donations of justice-ensuring baksheesh during the BS Inspection. They're wrong, of course, but since the Lemons Supreme Court is all about fairness, we've decided to give special BAKSHEESH! T-shirts (printed by Judge Scott) to teams that lubricate the wheels of justice in a respectful manner. There's only one way to get a BAKSHEESH! T-shirt: go to a Lemons race at which Judge Jonny and myself are conducting the BS Inspection and bribe the hell out of us (or just straight-up give us cash for shirts).
Here we see the lovely Arc Angel showing off her BAKSHEESH! shirt. BAKSHEESH! shirts are available in green, red, and gray, in sizes from S all the way up to Texas-scale 5X. So that you'll be sure to get in bar fights while wearing yours, we've included the Arabic for "baksheesh" printed below the judge's outstretched palm. Praise Allah!
I'm leaving on my honeymoon in the morning, having had the Reverend Lamm (a minister of the Universal Life Monastery) handle the padre duties at my wedding, which means I'm gonna ignore all y'all's pleas to have me ship you BAKSHEESH! shirts. You want one? Come to the damn race!