Nick_LeMonsHQ wrote:Finally some hipsters doing something productive with their lives!
To the hipsters: Thanks. Thanks a lot!
When that nice lady started walking around in the silver bikini, and posing naughtily with the disco-ball pinto even my wife noticed my IQ went another 80 points south. We were trying to order some food and I could not seem to understand the menu...
I resorted to distracting both of us with funny Gremlin stories. Do you realize how DIFFICULT it is to talk to your wife about drum brakes with a barely dressed shiny silver newt dancing around in the background? Ug.
I reminded myself that my own little sweet-potato allows me to keep 9 crapcans in the driveway and spare carburetors/dashboards/fuseboxes in the living room and thus was able to resist the leering call of Sirenum scopuli.
That is until we stumbled on them as they were doing a photo shoot back at the van. We rounded the corner in time to see a compromising position...
Next thing I knew, I got punched.
I was checking out the VAN!!!! I LOVE THE VAN!!!
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