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Re: BS judges.

Make an Alaskan stencil with the phrase "We're bigger" on it.

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Re: BS judges.

Uneasy Rider
Who owns that car with the peace sign, mag wheels, and four on the floor?

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Who owns that car with the peace sign, mag wheels, and four on the floor?

You'd have to have a tire-changing competition and a mock barroom brawl if you went that route...

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So? We're gay, tax-raisin', gun-confiscatin', Marxist-Leninist, snail-darter-protectin', United-Nations-supportin' Californians! ¡Viva Enver Hoxha!

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RobL wrote:

Make an Alaskan stencil with the phrase "We're bigger" on it.

No cause then you'll have texans droppin trou'...

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Re: BS judges.

RobL wrote:

Make an Alaskan stencil with the phrase "We're bigger" on it.

We already make them swear on a Bible that Alaska is bigger than Texas. Worse, we make them swear that Quebec is bigger. That's the "Mess With Texas" penalty. Many teams have had a very, very hard time with this penalty, particularly the part that requires that they acknowledge that Kansas City has better steaks than Texas.

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Re: BS judges.

MurileeMartin wrote:
RobL wrote:

Make an Alaskan stencil with the phrase "We're bigger" on it.

We already make them swear on a Bible that Alaska is bigger than Texas. Worse, we make them swear that Quebec is bigger. That's the "Mess With Texas" penalty. Many teams have had a very, very hard time with this penalty, particularly the part that requires that they acknowledge that Kansas City has better steaks than Texas.

Even after all these years...

The truth still hurts!!!!

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32 Reply by psychoboy (edited by psychoboy 2009-10-14 03:24 PM)

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MurileeMartin wrote:

Same goes for sports team stencils- it would suck to spray great big Oklahoma University logos all over a car, only to find out the team was actually from Oklahoma. They'd be high-fiving each other over outsmarting the judges for the rest of the race, and we can't have that.

since many racers will have to trailer their cars thru austin (and the rest of texas for that matter) to get home, this could be the penalty that keeps on giving.

it's hard enough to drive thru that state with oklahoma plates. (lucky for us, our plates changed this year, so it'll be 2012 before the texas cops figure out where all the okies went).


but, an OU stencil could still be punishment on the track, you just roll it over like OU fans do to that steer UT uses.

http://ok-speed.com/forums/image.php?u=197&dateline=1223780494



or, a stencil of this kid would be good
http://www.40acressports.com/images/sooner-sobbing-large.jpg

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MurileeMartin wrote:

particularly the part that requires that they acknowledge that Kansas City has better steaks than Texas.

Because it's a fucking lie.

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Re: BS judges.

Tokyo has better steaks than Texas...

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Now you're not even trying... japan doesn't infuse their meat with steroids or feed them other dead animals. No way they can have better meat.

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Watch out, Texans, we may go ahead and start using the Ozzy Osbourne Pissing On The Alamo penalty this time.

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Re: BS judges.

jimeditorial wrote:

Tokyo has better steaks than Texas...

just because the president spends $100 a pound on it doesn't make it better.

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psychoboy wrote:
jimeditorial wrote:

Tokyo has better steaks than Texas...

just because the president spends $100 a pound on it doesn't make it better.

Oh, do we detect some anti-Obama sentiment?

duly noted.

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Hmmm... them Texans don't like our President very much, do they? We need to give them some HOPE!

Or governnment death panels. Adios, Grandma!

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I thought of a good Texas race penalty. Serve Miscreants up a heaping bowl of Californian Vegan Chili with no seasoning or peppers. Call it something pertaining to Carroll Shelby.

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Serj wrote:

I thought of a good Texas race penalty. Serve Miscreants up a heaping bowl of Californian Vegan Chili with no seasoning or peppers. Call it something pertaining to Carroll Shelby.

Little known fact is that because we live in such close proximity to MEXICANS! all the food you folks in the other 49 states think is hot goes down like baby food to us.

Case in point, I was at a soul food joint in Charlotte, North Carolina today for lunch (Mert's -- totally recommended) having some shrimp Etuffee and as I dumped two types of hot sauce all over it the waitress was like, "be careful -- it's really hot."

To quote Homer (while talking to Ned Flanders), "2, 2 and a half alarms, tops."

i.e. our vegan hippie-ass peace-prize tofu-homo chili will have you big tough texans crappin' razor blades for weeks!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
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Judge Jonny wrote:
Serj wrote:

I thought of a good Texas race penalty. Serve Miscreants up a heaping bowl of Californian Vegan Chili with no seasoning or peppers. Call it something pertaining to Carroll Shelby.

Little known fact is that because we live in such close proximity to MEXICANS! all the food you folks in the other 49 states think is hot goes down like baby food to us.

Case in point, I was at a soul food joint in Charlotte, North Carolina today for lunch (Mert's -- totally recommended) having some shrimp Etuffee and as I dumped two types of hot sauce all over it the waitress was like, "be careful -- it's really hot."

To quote Homer (while talking to Ned Flanders), "2, 2 and a half alarms, tops."

i.e. our vegan hippie-ass peace-prize tofu-homo chili will have you big tough texans crappin' razor blades for weeks!

hahaha, I was thinking the opposite. Since they claim to like the hot meaty chili stuffs, give them a big bowl of meatless bland purgatory.

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isn't meatless bland purgatory the name of a woman's prison in Kansas?

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Judge Jonny wrote:

Little known fact is that because we live in such close proximity to MEXICANS! all the food you folks in the other 49 states think is hot goes down like baby food to us.

i.e. our vegan hippie-ass peace-prize tofu-homo chili will have you big tough texans crappin' razor blades for weeks!

when i was looking up a good route to houston i noticed texas was in close promixity to mexico, too.

i must have an old map.

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MurileeMartin wrote:

Watch out, Texans, we may go ahead and start using the Ozzy Osbourne Pissing On The Alamo penalty this time.

That's just disrespectful of the country as a whole. Not just Texas.

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i.e. our vegan hippie-ass peace-prize tofu-homo chili will have you big tough Texans crappin' razor blades for weeks!

Uh-huh... I'll keep that in mind when you're tasting our blend.

psychoboy wrote:

when i was looking up a good route to houston i noticed texas was in close promixity to mexico, too.

i must have an old map.

The blind-egomaniacal tend to over look the obvious in attempts to prove themselves falsely superior. That and they go to Tex-Mex place and think it's our definition of Mexican food. Go to the greasy-ass, hole in the wall, mexican places that are old houses and you'll find TRUE mexican food.

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Judge Jonny wrote:

isn't meatless bland purgatory the name of a woman's prison in Kansas?

hi-Oh!

i could make a roast beef / meat curtains joke here, but this is a family website.

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Any moron can make it hot, its making it hot AND taste good....that seems to elude mose Texans.    And no that whole remember the Alamo thing is something that just kinda confuses the rest of the nation.

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Judge Jonny wrote:

Case in point, I was at a soul food joint in Charlotte, North Carolina today for lunch (Mert's -- totally recommended) having some shrimp Etuffee and as I dumped two types of hot sauce all over it the waitress was like, "be careful -- it's really hot."

You should have stopped by the paddock of the STS crew for the Chili.  I was told that the "base" chili was almost inedible by the uninitiated.  For those that like it hot, I brought some of my really hot sauces...

http://www.schumachertaxiservice.com/pics/hot.jpg

(I'm pretty sure the "gold cap" and the "possible side effects" are the same stuff but repackaged)

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Any moron can make it hot, its making it hot AND taste good....that seems to elude mose Texans.    And no that whole remember the Alamo thing is something that just kinda confuses the rest of the nation.

and I retort;

Uh-huh... I'll keep that in mind when you're tasting our blend. That's if I am even generous enough to share with YOU.

RobL wrote:

http://www.schumachertaxiservice.com/pics/hot.jpg

Pure cap? REALLY???

That's just not even nice. Although if we have a SEVERE whiner you could force them to take a hit to the eyeball so they could really have something to cry about.

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50 Reply by Buzz Killington (edited by Buzz Killington 2009-10-16 11:00 AM)

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RobL wrote:

stopped by the paddock of the STS crew for the Chili.  I was told that the "base" chili was almost inedible by the uninitiated.  For those that like it hot, I brought some of my really hot sauces...

Rob's chili was delicious and a good choice, esp given the weather.  you'd better bring some of that business to CMP in Feb.

the sauces were pretty good but now i'm intrigued by the pure cap.

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